That sounds like Sweden. (Or Minnesota)
I would think that the Icelanders would spend it on sheep heads and rotted shark meat.
Icelandic elves need holidays too!
That’s why the Icelandic elves need holidays. 
Fermented Shark sounds especially great right about now. 
Can’t you people ever be serious about anything?
About punctuation: In post #60 your use of an apostrophe in “it’s” is uncalled for.
What!
“its faults”, not “it’s faults”. You don’t need an apostrophe with possessive pronouns. Hence, “his”, not “hi’s”, “hers”, not “her’s”, etc.
Though that does depend on one’s definition of pronoun.
How so?
“One’s” is a type of pronoun. English is inconsistent — the personal pronouns are apostrophe-free, and the genitive of “who” is “whose” (relative pronoun), but most of the other types do take an apostrophe if they can take the genitive at all.
I could have bought the theory that it’s a bill for porn, but what kind of person would voluntarily watch Sam Raimi porn?
Never forget Rule 34 of the Internet.
You beat me to it! But suppose we put it on a treadmill…
If you want my apostrophe you’ll have to take it from My Cold Dead Hands.
Same to you Really Not All That Bright.
We all know what you keep in your cold dead hands, mangeorge, and you oughtta be ashamed, cause it makes the Baby Jesus cry, & besides, you’ll go blind.
*There is supposed to be a comma between cold and dead, at least in the Charlton Heston version in thus manner:
“I’ll give up my gun when you take it from my cold, dead hands.”
You can thank me later 
I’m all for apostrophes, so long as they are used responsibly. I think we all understand the carnage that can ensue when they aren’t.
So I see!
I’ll get lasik.
Yes, thank you for that. You almost get a :rolleyes: as reward.