Escape from this one, David

[aldiboronti]

David Blaine is under investigation after reports of sexual assault were made against the magician, New York Police Chief of Detectives Dermot Shea said on Monday.

He might find this a little trickier than his other feats!

[terentii]

@aldiboronti

David Blaine is under investigation after reports of sexual assault were made against the magician, New York Police Chief of Detectives Dermot Shea said on Monday.

He might find this a little trickier than his other feats!

You live for this stuff, don’t you? :dubious: :rolleyes:

[Hypno-Toad]

Was he doing the Disappearing Salami trick?

[Ukulele_Ike]

I really hate David Blaine, so the idea of him ending up in the pokey for a 21 year old sex crime tickles me pink.

[Darren_Garrison]

Reportedly, the victim pissed orange soda.

[Jasmine]

@aldiboronti

He might find this a little trickier than his other feats!

However, the allegation is outside the statute of limitations, according to the sources. It is unclear how the NYPD will proceed with the investigation.

Legally, it doesn’t appear that he has to “escape” from this at all. Why would NYPD proceed with an investigation that can’t lead to an arrest?

[Just_Asking_Questions]

@Jasmine

Why would NYPD proceed with an investigation that can’t lead to an arrest?

Fishing for other, more recent, victims?

[beowulff]

For my next act, I’m going to make my career disappear…

[kayaker]

TaDa!