Escort ads - what does all the codes mean?

You’re obviously not a musician. The Austrian Dum family (pronounced “doom”) produces some of the most treasured upright basses in the world. A Dum Bass is entirely made by hand and goes for anywhere from $13,500 to $45,000 depending on model.

“The name is doo MAAS.”

I read “nana” as “banana” and totally got the wrong idea.

I assume…?

How do you know if she takes AMEX?

asking for a friend.

You only think you jest. My neighbor did. A quick troll of the shadier side of the web indicates that she was a trend leader, not an outlier.


"With your nana slipping you a Werther’s Original?

Ewwwwwww, gross! "

I dunno, you should try it with a Reese’s peanut butter cup.

Nana has a peanut allergy.

Although, with her lips all swolle up . . .no, never mind.

ETA: mods, maybe we better close this now.