What the fuck?!
We’re less than 24 hours into free agency, and I have to practicaly suck your mom’s dick to get any info!
I realize March Madness is here, and hooray to everyone that is wrapped up in it, but let’s get a grip on reality for sports fans!
It’s NFL free agency, finally! We have Kampmann signed to a long-term contract. Ryan Longwell is going to the Vikes. The Vikes lost Chavous to the Rams. There are a shitload of players changing teams, signing with their previous teams, and we’re waiting for more info as it comes about!
What have I been watching on ESPNNews? College basketball teams that have won conference tourny’s to get to the NCAA tournament. All well and fine, but what the fuck are you doing spending this much time on meaningless pre-games?!!?
The big one is Syracuse (yeah, yeah, The 'Cuse, real fucking brilliant) beating Pitt to make it to the 65 team pool. The big news in this? Syracuse enters with a losing record.
I know people take college basketball seriously. Well, they take the pools seriously. But you fuckers should realize the NFL is the bread and butter in American sports.
Everyone knows you’re going to cover the college hoops at this time of year. I can handle that, and I’m used to it.
The labor talks dragged the free agency into a later than usual time. It doesn’t negate the desire for info on the minute to minute deals and signings.
Stop fucking obsessing over the same teams that make the NCAA tourny every year and spend a little time reporting what deals are made, deals that are imminently to be announced, deals that are reportedly to be announced and deals that should or shouldn’t be made.
You fuckers have next week to jerk off over yourselves based on what Dick Vitale has to say.
This weekend? Throw us a fucking bone here and cover free agency. World-wide leader in sports. Fuck you!