Etiquette for a threesome?

Excuse me, is this hole taken?

Sorry, I’ll try to catch up on more Jerry Springer Show updates instead.

Crap, I forgot to add a “u” to your name for comical, yet annoying, jest.

:slight_smile:

Oldest person present gets to lead. “Age before beauty.”

No, no. “Age before beauty” means the young, good looking person gets to do the old person from behind.

Just remember…incoming has the right-of-way.

This tip is mainly for men. If we’re talking about a heterosexual couple and another female is joining in, just remember: It’s all about the female partner in the couple. She’s gotta be happy and/or the center of attention (most of the time).

That would be sex with a Starfleet officer.

I think you’re referring to a menage a trois. :slight_smile:

That was actually more my line of thinking.

Oh, well thank you.

Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: Why don’t Southern belles like orgies?
A: Too many thank-you notes afterwards.

I fail to see the humor in “Qadgop the Mercotanu”.

BTW, how is “menage a trois” pronounced?

“Men AHDJ a twah” is how I’ve always heard it pronounced, but I’m not a native French speaker.

From past experience with MMM experiences, one problem is often that two seem to be having more fun than the third…so it is important to make sure that all three are equally interested to begin with and it is not just a ploy by one, or two of the parties to hook up.

Sometimes the best threesomes are those where no couple is involved - all three being single and interested in the other two. When a couple is involved, there can be some problems if one feels left out of the games.

Regarding initiating the process - it really depends. Sometimes spontaneous is best, but for the most part, it is usually better if all parties know what they are getting into and you take your time building up to it, so to speak. When it works out, it is fantastic and often leads to more evenings together.

I knew of three guys who got along so well together that they all moved in together, slept in one huge bed every night and that three-way relationship lasted for a few years!

THREE-sum

Damned annoyances. Always remember that the ones you see in movies (mainstream or porn) are choreographed. In reality they’re a bit more spontaneous and complicated. All the damned elbows- yach. Then there’s the issue that there are things that can be quite nice to do 3 to a bed, but sleeping’s not one of them.

Head. Ache.

Oh god that’s hot.

Mmmmm. I do love me some Starfleet Officer.

My experiences with this kind of thing have always turned out quite nice. Things will evolve naturally, no pre-etiquette needed, imho.