. . . Which can put the lie to the assertion that the fastest bodily function is the sneeze.
[sub]Say no more, say no more[/sub]
I’d have asked, “You OK?”
You weren’t talking on your cell phone at the time, were you? This is the kind of thing I’m always tempted to do if I encounter someone talking on their cell phone in the bathroom…
Hah. No, I’m strictly business about my business.
Try it with Xenical. Good times. Good times. Yeah.
Yeah, but it’s the forcing out of the entire volume of the state or Oklahoma through the length of the tiny pan-handle that’s making her scream in agony.
PS- By all means ask her if she needs help. The embarassment may just force the splort chort trickle that she needs to be able to wipe & get back to work.
How…vivid.
I would have asked if she needed help, but bodily functions ceased to be embarrassing to me many years ago.
Cyn, OB/GYN RN