I know about the detailed rules for social behavior inside a public restroom, but I think there should be some rules for the vicinity of the door also.
When I first got to work this morning, I had to take a dump, but I wanted to get a computer run started so it would be done when I got back from the bathroom. It took a while to get the run going and by that time I really had to unload. I walked over to the bathroom and I was just about to go in the door when a guy came up to me and started talking about something or other. He went on and on and I swear I almost crapped my pants. The prairie dog was poking his head out and was about to go chasing after a tumbleweed. When I finally got into the bathroom I about blew a hole in the toilet bowl.
People, please: if someone’s heading into the can, assume he’s going due to biological necessity, and not just to read the paper or wax the dolphin.