I slap your face with six-thousand dead hands. I gouge out your eyeballs with the arthritic fingers of old men who lie in graves along your Trail of Tears. I stuff your ears…
Oh, wait. You said “Euty, you ass”, not “Andew Jackson”. Nevermind. 
What I want to know is if the OP wants to request this thread be closed, can he email himself?
I guess we let the dog of war slip by us.
And as for you, Euty…
:wally
Euty, at least people came to your self-pitting.
My fear is *What if I threw myself a Pit Party and No One Came *.
Then I would need a therapist because either everyone likes me or they hate me that much they didn’t have enough room to spew their vemon at me…whine …whine…whine
Finally, I get to call Eutychus a felch monkey.
My life is fulfilled. I may die now.
Um, ya damn felch monkey…
:eek:
I am highly pissed off about something or other, and this thread is not helping matters.
I think *Letting your inner ass run free * would be effectively called diahrea
Euty, Pit Threads just don’t happen by themselves (with a few exceptions of course.) You have to work for them. And you have been slacking off in that department.
Look, why don’t you just wander around MPSIMS for awhile locking every other thread while hurling gratuitous insults at the OP and random other posters. That should put you in contention in no time.
Don’t worry, Euty. You can join me here in the assclown corner, if ya want.
pretending to be a mod;), I will say
“Eutychus, you are not pittable!”
Euty, you ass Euty, you ass EutyyouassEutyyouass eutyouass, eutyouass, eutyyouass, eutyouass, eutyYOUass, eutyYOUass, yerinnerass, yerinnerass, yerinnerass, yerinnerass, yerINNERass, yerINNERass, yerINNERass, yerINNERass, Ithinkican, Ithinkican, Ithinkican…WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!
This train is bound for Glory, this train… 
Ah … I thought that was the Philip Glass version.
DOES TOO!!! :sticking tongue out smiley:
[sub]didn’t we used to HAVE one of those?[/sub]
Mmmm, wasn’t sure how it would translate without an increasing staccato on the tracks… might be a bit without balance.
Mmmm… monkeys.
I hate Euty too. I mean, the jerk is always being justsooo polite and reasonable. It turns my stomach. Where’s the vaunted “moderator venom?” When is he going to release the intollerance and heartlessly suppress the innocent little posters?
He’s obviosly a worthless slacker.
I’m not even going to mention that he’s dead sexy to the point that all the Doper wimmins want him so badly they cant think straight, or that he has a disabled child that he’s killing himself to take care of (which makes him even more attractive to the wimmins), or that he’s going to be available again very soon.
I’m more or less available now, but nobody wants me, but everybody wants Euty.
I hate that guy.
Names! We need names!
See, they know who you are, but they don’t want you to know who they are until the catfight is over
Wimmins is crafty.
If he can fall off a three-story building and be resurrected from the dead, he can do anything!
Names? Err, names? Ahem. Er, umm…eh…uhh…
So mods are allowed to pit themselves, but regular members get banned for it?
Thats not fair!