Even "Cheezit! The Cops!" Has Been Outsourced To Automation

No, officer, no contraband on sale here!

:smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

Doesn’t announcing this on the internet kinda defeat the purpose?

And what about plain clothes and/or off duty cops?

Honestly, whatever happened to good old fashioned bribery?

In Russia, cops bribe YOU!

Actually, wait. They don’t. Not at all. Forget it.

The ads appear to be pretty effective. Not at hiding themselves from police, though. In the animation in the article the police have to get right up on it before anything happens. But they do seem to be effective at, what I suspect the real point of the auto-hiding feature: publicity. I doubt the cops really care about contraband spaghetti.