Even the flies won't eat McD's

I was at McDonalds earlier this week… As usual, the flies were terrible. However, my girlfriend pointed out to me that they were only terrible right where we were, near the front window. There were no flies to be seen in the kitchen or near the food. They were all on the window trying to get away. The real kicker was when a fly flew in front of my face, then just fell out of the air, landed on the table, keeled over, and died.

I guess even the flies can’t take McD’s

I guess the flies at my store aren’t very picky…they hover around the food, the back door, the front door, the grills, you name it. We put out this really spiffy bug light, but it doesn’t work very well. So every night I’m forced to spray this rancid spray after we close, and then rewipe all the counters, tables, and mop the floor…it’s a big ole pain in the ass.

I’ll be glad when winter comes, and they all disappear!