Ever Been On A First Date And Get Caught In A Lie?

Well, maybe not a lie per se, but saying something to impress and getting it wrong and your date knowing it right away?

Yup. Happened to me before I got re-married.

I had read about it, of course: placing certain objects in certain places in one’s home to assure good karma (or whatever that shit is called): Feng Shui.

Well, I pronounced it “feng shooie” (Guess I should have checked in here first) and the evening ended with no poosay.

So what big gaffe have you guys or ladies (I won’t say “gals” unless I am given permission here) made on a first date?

Thanks

Q