You know how med bottles warn you that pills may impair the ability to operate heavy machinery…
Have you ever done so, to see what it would be like? Or doing it while drunk or high?Like hopping on a tractor in an impaired state? Smoke a blunt and whip out a chainsaw?
I haven’t other than riding my bike drunk. It was hard to stay balanced obviously. One of my cousins admitted to riding a snowplow while intoxicated when he was a city maintenance worker. Another guy who worked for the same city, would get high (shrooms I think) and then get in a buldozer.
Yes, this is pretty reckless behavior, but it doesn’t mean it isn’t fun, or at least tempting or funny if you’re a bystander.
I haven’t but could with no problem even being on the morphine I take everyday. I couldn’t the first month or so when I began taking the morphine for it made me a bit loopy and very very tired. However, I have been taking it for years now and can say that it affects me no differently than someone taking an asprin. Once your body gets used to a drug the feeling of being high is no longer an issue. Anyone have a front end loader they would let me play with?
Well, there was that time somebody left the top off the lithotine and I inhaled and almost got clobbered by the lithography press. And the time I surfed the net while drunk and had to spend the next few months clearing spyware off the computer.
When I was 16, I drove a cherry-picker around the block after a night spent robo-tripping. I was unbelievably sick afterwards, but at the time it was amazing.
