but know that you shouldn’t? Yeh, it happens to me all the time. I must insist on staying out of this thread because I can’t help but want to post “I’ve never caught teh pregnant orally!” I mean, uhmmmm, isn’t oral the best contraception method?
It’s either oral or digital. Oral is the best bang for the buck in my opinion.
You can get oral for a buck? :eek:
If you’re a pirate, you can get aural for a buck an ear.
Hold on – we talking about thermometers here?
No, dear – that would be oral or rectal. Hmmmm…digital…yeh, I never caught teh pregnant from that, either. Although…it would be a more likely scenario, depending…
ETA – Although my daughter plans on being a lawyer, I did not catch teh pregnant from anal.
Either way, it’s still a meat thermometer.
I laughed until I cried. 
didja catch teh pregnant tat way?
Anytime the ms. kuboydal handles an infant I rush over screaming “quick! Wash your hands! We don’t want you catching the babies!!!”
I’m sure there’s got to be a willing doe somewhere.
Should that be “arrrr-al”?
Come on, you have to be more open-minded that that.
Do you think deer can’t catch teh gay? Homo-sexual deer is possible. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 
Queer deer would be okay with me. Do you suppose they might gentrify the rural southern forests?
Well, they’re nothing if not horny.
They might at that. They would also present a dilemma for the poachers that plague East Texas similiar to the one they currently face with sheep and stump-broke heifers: Do I screw it or shoot it?
Of course, I’m unfairly assigning a stereotype to queer deer because I should honestly consider that they would be more sexually discriminating than the poachers.
Have we hijacked this thread to Cuba yet?
More to the OP, I don’t think queer deer need worry about contraceptives. They should worry about protection, though, if they’re going to fraternize with those nasty, snaggle-toothed poachers.
I think I’ll need to agree with you on that.
Furthermore, imagine entering a home where decapitated heads are proudly displayed on the wall and saying,
“Dang bubba, I think that’s one o them queer deer ye got there”
No it’s either digital or analog. Geez.
And I don’t want to bang a buck, especially if someone’s filming it. I don’t like stag films. It would cost me deerly and I just don’t have the doe.
Do you suppose they would want it to squeel like a pig?
Oooh. Ohhh. Marketing idea. In the theme of the talking and singing bass, we could sell the mounted queer deer head with an earring in it’s right (or left; I never can remember) that makes a squeeling pig noise when you walk into the room. It would remind Bubba of his conquest and bring a tear to his eye.
Nice “rack”.
Huh. I don’t get it.
