Ever wanted to own the false teeth of a great me? HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! (NEWSLINK)

Yes, boys & girls, you now can own Winston Churchill’s choppers!
HO-HO-HO! We shall chew em in the hills, in the landing ground, we shall never, never gum our beans & toast! (NEWSLINK)

So you are saying you are the reincarnation of Churchill? Who are some lesssr-known yous?

Yeah, I was hoping to buy Bosda’s grill and was very disappointed to see it’s only Churchill’s.

Darren, 74west, you need not grovel so, before me.
I am generous, in my glory.
You need only kiss my ring.
Which I happen to keep in my back pocket.

If I bought them, I would make a Winston Churchill puppet and incorporate the dentures. Imagine how awesome it would be to have a Churchill puppet with his actual teeth in it! Man, I’d be the life of every party.

I wonder what other mummified Churchill parts are available to improve your zombie.

I’m sure his liver is still around. Probably harder than iron by now.