Every book by an author- now in one sentence!

Ken Kesey: people are crazy, life is crazy, mental institutions are full of crazy people, but it can be funny too.

Any beat author: We go many places, do many drugs, and have sex with many people of both sexes.

He was the first person I thought of when I saw this thread. It’s not an exaggeration, I swear the good Fr Greeley has written the same book with the same characters 50 times. BTW he is not well after suffering a major head injury because of a fall.

:D:D:D
In that vein:

Aleister Crowley: 93

David (and Leigh) Eddings: The fate of the world depends on the successful recovery of a blue jewel, and use of said jewel to kill evil god(s)

LE Modesitt Jr : Craftsman/artisan painstakingly learns their trade, then discovers they have magic powers and paintsakingly learn that too

Technologic!

Sorry

Jean Auel: Mary Sue orphan foundling brings harmony to disparate tribes and human species while singlehandedly creating agriculture in between the times she’s not getting laid.

Robert B. Parker: Spenser (or male or female Spenser clone) takes on client/citizen in impossible mess and extracts client/citizen from mess while protecting the innocent, possibly slaying or imprisoning the bad guys, and behaving with honor at great personal cost, all while exploring the difficulties and rewards of close friendships and love relationships.

(Note that the formula in no way detracts from my enjoyment.)

This one shouldn’t count, because I’m pretty sure you just copied and pasted the entirety of Jeeves Saves the Day. Or maybe Bertie’s Big Kerfluffle.

Seriously, best of thread.

… and then get saved by a magical negro/retard.

Some comedian says that every Amy Tan book is “My husband, he bad man!”

Michael Crichton: Five scientists enter…two leave.

Brian Jaques… did I spell his name right? The Redwall guy. Anyway…

Plucky mouse/hare/badger saves the day from evil stoat/weasel/fox/rat, aided by Martin.

Thank you. I wish I could’ve cut-n-pasted. Instead I ended up staying up way too late channelling my inner Wooster.

Hmmm… would I be deafened by a whooshing sound if I went and looked up Bertie’s Big Kerfluffle?

Chrisopher Moore: According to Biff, the stupidest angel bites the sequined love nun, who releases the bloodsucking fiends; it was a dirty job (some would say a fluke), but some fool had to appease the lust lizard.

Hunter S. Thompson: Dude, I’m tripping my balls off!!

Henry O: Once upon a time there was a place where there liv–SURPRISE!!!

Gary Jennings:

Character from an exotic culture and time period narrates life of travelling the land, engaging in depraved sex and witnessing grotesque violence.

Lewis Carroll: It was all a dream, folks.

Brilliant!

Philip K. Dick: Hapless hero hallucinates plot.

Tom Clancy: Dashingly handsome conservative man saves American hegemony despite being undercut repeatedly by pinko liberals at every turn.