Every single word of this (song, story, etc) is bullcrap. You still love it.

I know I’m opening myself up, here, but I grew up listening to (and still enjoy listening to) a lot of hardcore rap music, including gangsta rap music. It’s not a lifestyle I have ANY interest in, nor do I condone it, and I’m certain that, with some notable exceptions, most of the people putting that kind of music out aren’t really bitch-slapping, cap-busting bad-asses. Nevertheless, I love the music.

You know what’s even better? The music is the chord progression from greensleeves.