Done walked across the Mississippi.
Muddy water turned to wine.
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
Jesus rides beside me. He never buys any smokes.
he’s entering from the rear
and
he thinks you’re a jerk
Jesus Christ died for nothin’, I suppose.
He wants to go to Venus.
‘Cause it makes me feel like I’m a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I’ll tell ya, things aren’t quite the same
When I’m rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus’ son
And I guess that I just don’t know
Jesus is a soul man, yeah…
Hello, Jesus? This is Iggy.
Jesus come and make up my dying bed.
I hear stories from the chamber
Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged
stranger died upon the cross
And might I say it seems so fitting in its way
He was a carpenter by trade
Or at least that’s what I’m told.
Jesus had a twin
who knew nothing about sin.
Jesus was a carpenter
He died nailed to a wooden cross
Irony, oh irony
Upon me it is never lost
My Jesus was a cross-maker.
Jesus, help me find my proper place. Help me in my weakness, 'cause I’m falling out of grace.
Cos Jesus he knows me
And he knows I’m right
I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I’m right
And he’s been telling me
Everything is alright
I have to pay the ferry
To cross the Galilee
But not my brother
No not him
He walks across for free
I finally get to work
'Bout a quarter after nine
Already he’s turning water into wine
Jesus’ brother Bob, Jesus’ brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
Jesus was way cool!
They say Jesus will find you wherever you go, but when he’ll come lookin’ for you they don’t know. In the meantime keep your profile low. Gorilla your a desperado.
No wonder there are so many Christians.
He discovered the Beatles, recorded with the Rolling Stones and was an opening act for ole’ George Jones
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Jesus met the woman at the well
{I said Jesus, he met the woman at the we-e-e-e-ell}
He said, “Woman, now lookee here woman
They tell me you have five husbands
But this man you got now, he sure ain’t one.”
{He sure ain’t one}
I found him on the jailhouse floor…
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