Jesus:
… don’t want me for a sunbeam
… was a Capricorn, he ate organic food
… died for somebody’s sins, but not mine
At least the ones I got away with.
So you can make me come. That don’t make you Jesus.
Eh. Jesus is just all right.
… done left Chicago and he’s bound for New Orleans
… built my hot rod!
You sad, pathetic man. See where you’ve brought us to, our ideals died around us, all because of you. And now the saddest cut of all: Someone had to turn you in, like a common criminal, a wounded animal. A jaded mandarin. A jaded mandarin. A jaded faded jaded faded jaded mandarin.
If you’re hung up on the pot, feel free to use his favorite shot.
When I’m feeling unknown and I’m all alone, flesh and bone, by the telephone - I lift up the receiver and he makes me a believer
Jesus loves me, this I know. Gave me thouse seats to his show…
Oh, when the cash (oh, when the cash)
Starts rolling in (starts rolling in)
Oh, when the cash starts rolling in (starts rolling in).
Aren’t you glad you signed up the Savior when the cash starts rolling in?
Glory to the box office.
You know all this because God gave rock 'n roll to you.
Prepare yourself you know it’s a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He’s gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
When will God save the people?
O Lord of Mercy when?
The people, O the people
Not thrones and crowns, but men
Jesus, I know you can walk on water
But can you walk on this much beer?
Jumping Jesus, my oh my, he’s got a great big bottle of sunshine.
If God were here he’d tell you to your face, man you’re some kind of sinner.
Two men say they’re Jesus
One of them must be wrong
Where are you from Jesus?
What do you want Jesus?
Tell me
Put your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the water
Put your hand in the hand of the man who calmed the sea
Take a look at yourself and you can look at others differently
By puttin’ your hand in the hand of the man from Galilee
He knows me, and he know I’m right.
I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life.