Everyone gets this wrong

Leonard’s wrong: it’s “will have had placed.”

or wait for the angels

“For he will order his angels** to protect you wherever you go. They will hold you up with their hands so you won’t even hurt your foot on a stone.”
Psalm 91:11-12, NLT**

Well, I think that’s lovely poetry…
… but I can find hundreds of people who’ve hurt their foot on a stone.

Or made a resounding splat after falling any great distance.