Re: That horn
“She had slain dragons with it, and healed a king whose poisoned wound refused to close, and knocked down ripe hazelnuts for bear cubs.” - Peter S. Beagle
Keep up the good work!
Thank you all so much for making me feel welcome. I hope you are enjoying yourself and by the way, The ice tea is Texas Ice Tea. so beware. Forgive me for not welcoming you earlier, but I am new to this and not sure how to post yet. I appreciate all the hugs and kind words. Hope to get to know you all . with my best friend, PB’s help ( not peanut butter either) I’m sure I will catch on fast. Again, thank you and Lets Party. By the way PB, I think since this is my party I should get the first foot massage, after all I am the guest of honor.
Well, the party girl does get first call on the foot massages, true, but 1st I’m off for a (very) slow dance or 2… 
purplebear: Now you’re making me blush. <kisses purplebear back>
Daniel: I hate to mention this, but your car’s being towed. Here, I’ll take over so you can go get it. No, don’t thank me–I’m sure you’d do it for me.
Hi, Scotti! 
welcome maidenunicorn and thanks for going with purplebear and myself and the kids to drop us off in Mo and hope you really like it here at SDMB. I am still learning everything here but am enjoying the people and purplebear…
Purplebear,I really miss you alot already and hope things work out for you the way you want them too and again my dear sweet sil, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!
Now go enjoy the foot massages and dancing and I want a Texas tea,lol… Love you both and you know what!!!
IT IS COLD HERE!!! LOL
Hey everybody, nice party here. Mind if I join?
PurpleBear you are having a party and there aren’t any nekkid men? Oh well…
Hello maidenunicorn41. I’m delighted to meet any friend of pbears. Thanks for the long island ice tea. Rosebear, I’m happy to meet you to. (You’ll gradually get used to the cold). Love the band! I guess I’ll have to wait over here to get my chance to dance with one of the guys though. sigh Story of my life. So while I"m waiting, let’s sit and chat. You can tell me all the funny/strange stories about Purplebear that you’ve been wanting to share with all of us.
Miz PurpleBear, We’ve never been introduced, but I’ve admired your posts for lo these many days, and would be honored to make the acquaintence of you and your bestest friend, Miz Maidenunicorn41.
<produces two white roses>
I’ll be on my best behavior, promise.
I hope everyone is having a good time. I was wondering the same thing about the nekkid men, smoothoperator.
I think PB is getting to old to throw a good party, like the old days. What would you like to know,how she is a dancing fool and has a habit of disappearing with some guy.
Thank you for the rose Bumbazine. glad to see you here. Hope you have a good time and help yourself to the food and drinks.
My feet are starting to hurt, so I guess I will sit down for awhile, (looks around for a place to sit) doesnt see one , so lays down on floor.
Looks like everyone is having a good time, so glad you could join us Rosebear,sorry it is so cold.
Need to talk to PB, so I will be back in awhile.(gets up and goes to look for PB, and as usual she is with some guy) hey PB, who is this?
Welcome to the SDMBs! Great party! I think the only thing I can add is hats for everyone (I’ll model mine, of course)(and I won’t dance, keep tripping over all those legs).
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[hats: & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & ][Let me know if you need more.]
rjk, hello!! Welcome, welcome. Here are the drinks, what’ll you have?
And, yes, maidenunicorn, you can <said somewhat grudgingly, knowing how wonderful Daniel’s technique is> have the first foot massage. Only fair, after all. After Daniel and I finish this dance.
<giggles> Why, Daniel! Watch where you put your…oh, never mind. Blush
Thank you, MysterEcks. <Say, what is your first name, anyway, shouldn’t we be on a first name basis by now?> Ummmm!
rosebear!! HI, sis! Here’s your Texas Iced Tea, don’t drink it too fast. 
And, I really miss you too, more than you know. Blush <shuffling my toes in the carpet, looking down and a wee bit red in the face> ‘Tweren’t nothin’. Family does for family, that’s all.
Sykoe, welcome! Sure, c’mon in!
Hi, Smoothy! I know, I know. I requested them, but they haven’t shown up yet. Maybe we can get Daniel, MEcks and a few others to volunteer? HINT HINT
Hello, Bumbazine. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Thank you so much for the white rose too. On your best behavior? pout What fun is that?
Now, Maiden, since you’re 5 months older than I am, I wouldn’t talk about getting too old! And, I’m dancing with Daniel, and just kissed MysterEcks.
Thanks for the party hats, Spidey! I knew I had forgotten something.
a q: What is Texas iced Tea? Is that like Long Island Iced Tea, or a style, like Texas chili? Just Curious. Gotta be careful around here - some people start taking off their clothes when they have too much alcohol, or drugs, or air…
Welcome, Maidenunicorn
<Wheels out giant cake>
Hey, welcome, maidenunicorn! I brought you a little…suprise. Heh heh. You did say you wanted nekkid men, right?
<Steps back from cake>
Well here…YOU…wait. Something’s not right. The stripper was supposed to pop out of the…
<lifts cake lid and looks inside>
Uh oh.
Man, I didn’t think the air supply in there would be so small.
What? Oh, no, everythings, fine. I just need to…uhmmm…put some more icing on the cake.
<Wheels cake out, comes back in>
Uhmmm…yeah. It seems that the cake was…errr…defective. Yeah, that’s it. So I was forced to…uhmmm…bury it in the yard. Yeah. No, nothing’s wrong. Everything’s FINE. But, if the police come by, be a dear and tell em that I’m not here, kay?
<runs into broom closet>
Ooooh, sorry purplebear. I’ll go find somewhere else to hide. You and Daniel, just…carry on.
<Hides in kitchen>
JESTER!!! I told you…the dancer goes in AFTER you bake the cake!!!
Wahey! A party!
Welcome unicorn!
I am vewy vewy pleazed to meet you. yez.
nods frantically
Where are the munchies?
b dodgy
lurkernomore, that’s very similar to Long Island Iced Tea, yes. Drink at your own risk. And, what’s wrong with taking off your clothes in a friendly environment?
Jester, you never fail to amaze me and give me a laugh! I promise I won’t tell anyone you’re <in best stage whisper> HIDING IN THE KITCHEN. Next time, do as lurkernomore suggested, and bake the cake first, then put the nekkid man inside. And, make sure he has air holes too.
And, no comment on me being in the closet. No, really, it was your imagination. What are you trying to do? Get Mr Bear all riled up again? :eek:
Born Dodgy, welcome to the bash. Munchies are right over here on this table. Errr…that is the kind of munchies you were referring to, right?
Hey folks! I was wondering where Purplebear was. Thank you for finding her ** Jester **.
Wait until **Mr.Bear ** hears about this one. Not my fault she cant keep her hands to herself. Its Daniels.
Hey, I really like the cake surprise, but next time lets have a live guy pop out, not a cooked one.
Purplebear how many times have I told you not to take your clothes off! :o No more Ice Teas for you, young lady. You need to straighten up and fly right.
oh, look at all the people on the dance floor. Band sounds good. sigh wish I had someone to dance with.
If I cant dance, then I need a drink
Later guys!(heads for food and drink table) tripping over her own feet.
, but 
Welcome, maidenunicorn41, glad you could make it on board.
Now let’s party!!!
Hi maidenunicorn41!!!
Have fun at the party!! I’ll just sit in my customary corner and watch all yall.
Well, MU, I am not a good dancer, but I am surely better right now than the guy Jester baked. Shall we take turns dancing on each other's feet?