Good to see you here, pipefitter. Long time no see.
Lurkernomore, I certainly hope so! Yes, we can dance, but only to slow music, and only if you hold me close. <Just not too close> 
I do like to breathe.
Hi, y’all. I’m sitting at Maiden’s 'puter typing this. We came in for her son’s birthday party on Sat. So, yes, purplebear’s on the road yet again. I tell you, this has sure been my year for traveling! :eek:
Anyway, I’m also sitting here sipping a rum and coke, so if my typing gets a bit erratic, you’ll know why.
Where are all the party animals? Nekkid men, fumblefooted dancers, smooth dancers, and so on? 
But that is how it should be. Hold her stingly enough to show you are a man, and tenderly, for she is a women - sort of a iron arm with a velvet sleeve idea…close enough you signal movements with your body, not your hands…caress, don’t crush…
…shall we?
Yes, lurk <:)> let’s go for it! Can’t wait to be close to you. The only concern I have is that I could easily get used to this, and if that’s the case, you may find you’re getting more than you bargained for.
You come highly endorsed—purplebear is one of the kindest and nicest posters on this board.
Enjoy your stay here!
Am I supposed to be intimidated or intrigued?
purplebear: If you say R.C. you will get me.
Or somebody might hand you a can of pop.
Pbear and maidenunicorn are both off with some men. There is a bad smelling dead body in a grody cake. I think I need a drink.
Here’s that tea, Smoothie…OH, not THAT kind of drink, huh???
Boy, what a quick operator you are ** maidenunicorn! ** off with the best lookin’ guys in the SDMB stable!! I am SOOOO jealous, not just my eyes are green!
Oh yeah, welcome aboard :::::::::: Anti massaging her OWN feet:::::::::::::::
Hey Anti. I dont think I’m a quick operator. I just know a good thing when I see it. And PB told me about the good lookin and sweet guys. I’m glad you could join us. It’s nice to meet you.
Lurk, You need to be intrigued of course. That was my best pick up line. 
(by the way, did it work?) 
Smoothie,I’m still trying to get the nekkid men, but cant find anyone willing to take their clothes off. Have any suggestions?
I’m still here, aren’t I? Shall we pass by Anti and watch her seethe? :D:
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*Originally posted by lurkernomore *
I’m still here, aren’t I? Shall we pass by Anti and watch
her seethe? :D:
My dear Lurkernomore, what ever do you have on your mind, all I know is that as much as I enjoy being in your strong, gentle arms, my feet are getting tired.
So, how about we go out to the hot tub and get to know each other better!
(on the way to the hot tub, they pass Anti and she is looking alittle green)
( they also walk past PB who is still with Daniel and she (winks) and says “way to go” to Maiden.
This party is really going somewhere. Wonder how it will all turn out.
Certainly, Maiden - a little something to sip in the tub?
Wine? Cognac?
yes, I think a nice glass of wine would be nice or we could go stronger. Whatever you want, it doesnt matter to me.
Hope we are the only ones in the hot tub,too, so we can talk and get to know each other.
I hope the other guests dont think I am ignoring them. I dont mean too.
Some wine for you, some brandy for me…
Don’t worry about the others, there is plenty of time for everything and everyone, just relax. The water is nice and warm, just settle in right here and we can get to know each other…
DRY, BLUSH Thank you, most kind, sir.
<best Mae West voice> Oh, R.C. !! Come here, dear.
Coming out of that closet for some fresh air. <Since I seem to have been deserted by Daniel too> pout
Smoothy! So glad you could stop by! Thanks, Anti Pro, for getting her drink already. Shame on me.
Hi, Anti Pro, long time no see. Not much of, anyway. I’ve missed seeing you around here.
And, lurker, what are your intentions with my friend? <Oh, dear, now I’m sounding like her mom or something! :eek:> Umm…never mind. Carry on.
Who, me, PB? Why do you think I’m anything less than honorable? Flashbacks again?
Ummmm… Flashbacks… Happy Sigh
Ok, ok. STOP that! You’ll make me jealous of my friend. And, we’ve been friends too long for that. So, I’ll just bow out gracefully, and go talk with someone else.
<turns to walk away, and promptly trips over her shoelace, which had come undone, and falls flat on her… Ahems>
:o Oops. :o
I know, I know, “how’s charm school, Grace?”
purplebear said:
Helloooooo there!