Good advice Jimmy. To follow it, Cher, don’t visit this thread.
Vestal Blue said:
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.”
VB, I’ve got a rather odd question for you . . . I saw this saying on a packet of questions for a trash tournament a friend of mine went to some time ago . . . were you involved in this or is it just coincidence?
Gee, denbo, you’re no fun. That’s my favorite thread today.
Hi Cher. Welcome! I wish I’d thought to start my own “I’m Here!” thread. You got to shout pretty loud to be heard above the roar 'round here sometimes! 
Of course you might have to use “Not that Cher, and not the other cher, either. THIS Cher.”
Note to self: If Ellen says “Let’s do something fun,” make other plans.