I don’t have anyone to introduce me. So, I’m doing it myself. I wish me luck. 
Also, I need a sig line.
ANNOUNCING . . . [aside] What did you say your name was? Oh yeah . . . [/aside]
CHER!
No, not THAT Cher, this Cher.
I dunno, aha, you ask her if there’s a relation. I haven’t the foggiest and I don’t much care.
As for a sig line, how about “100 percent Cher, unlike the other one.”
Welcome aboard, Cher! I’m afraid I’m not much help with sig lines, but can I pour you a drink?
Why do you need a sig? You didn’t fill out your profile, so thats blank. Thus a blank sig would go with it, right? ah, fill out the profile.
Consider yourself one of us.
Consider yourself part of the family.
(… and the rest of that song, however it goes.)
Happy typing!
goddamnit, tshirts, if you’re going to quote “Consider Yourself” from Oliver you could at least TRY to get part of it right . . . AHEM ::cough cough spit spit::
Cooooooonsider yourself . .at home
cooooooonsider yourself . .one of the familyyyyyy
we’ve taken to you . .so stroooooong . .it’s clear we’re going to get along
cooooooonsider yourself . .our mate
cooooooonsider yourself . .part of the furniture
there isn’t a lot . .to spare . .who cares, what-ever we’ve got we share
if it should to be we should see some harder days, empty lager days, why grouse? always a chahce we’ll meet somebody to fit the bill, then the drinks are on the house!
That’s enough now . . .
ANNOUNCING . . . [aside] What did you say your name was? Oh yeah . . . [/aside]
CHER!
No, not THAT Cher, this Cher.
I dunno, aha, you ask her if there’s a relation. I haven’t the foggiest and I don’t much care.
As for a sig line, how about “100 percent Cher, unlike the other one.”
Welcome (although I’m a kinda new here myself).
Sig line: That’s strange, I’ve cut this piece of rope twice and it’s still too short.
Hey Cher, have fun on the boards. I would like to introduce you to iampunha. He will probably insist on a free inspection of your personage and all packages you may be carrying with you, but make sure you don’t leave anything behind. You’ll never get it back. [::wink wink::] Nah, I’m just kidding. He won’t take anything, but he might offer a free exam to you.
**
No, I refuse.
Have fun!
Welcome cher. Good to see you aboard. I’ve heard rumours that you were the one behind Sonny’s death. Truth?
Good luck, Cher!
Hang on tight, it’s a wild ride. Most of us are pretty harmless, in small doses. I must caution you against trying to take on too many of us too soon.
Welcoma aboard!
Thank you all for welcoming me. :j
iampunha, I might use, “Not that Cher this Cher”
One post and you’re already bossing me around.
Listen, girlie, I write my own rules. I do whatever I want, whenever I want.
Um, as long as that’s OK with you …
Hi.
Howdy Cher, welcome to the board.
:: thinks to himself, ya know i never did do one of these Hi threads, maybe i should go do one. nahhhh ::
How about “And no, those aren’t flowered underwear.”
Welcome, Cher.
Re sig lines: How about using one from a David Letterman top 10 list about the “other” Cher (Top 10 names for the new Cher perfume):
“I smell you, babe.”
Welcome aboard, Cher!
Sigline?
Ahem
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.”
There. Now no one will worry about chastity.
Welcome aboard the good ship Doper.
Have fun and try not to throw up.
[sup]Attention all dopers, Cher is in the house[/sup]
Welcome Cher. Hope you enjoy your stay here. And if you happen to want to date a very charming and handsome young male doper, i’m your man. Provided of course you are not married and not the Other Cher. but i think i like Vestal Blues suggestion of a sig line. and say hi to my sister Wacky Ninja, she’s a newbie too.