These dopers, for reasons unbeknownst to me, have quoted me in their sig lines:
Monster104: “Well, Monster, I was in the process of carving a life-sized black marble nude statue of you. Then the damn chisel slipped, and… well, let’s just say that the worshippers were a bit underwhealmed. Sorry.”
Punoqllads: “Penis, penis, penis! Now shut the hell up!”
Bear_Nenno: Oh, screw the gender thing. Be my snuggle Bear.
I’m not sure what to think about this.
I love my Anthracite/Swiddles-inspired sig, though.
Singled out by Cecil, for this post!
“Know that I love and cherish you all, even the most repulsive and icky among you.
(Except RTFirefly. Even I got limits.)” – Cecil Adams Fuzzer and me!
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, one week, 20 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.
7634 cigarettes not smoked, saving $954.31.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 10 minutes.
“OH MY GOD! THERE’S MORE OF THEM! KITTENS! BARRICADE THE DOOR!”—Zoe, of Sluggy Freelance fame.
"Monkey Butlers are conspiring against us. We must damn the Bronze-Age bifurcators, defy the various insidious galimaufries, and release the beavers! As per our previous memo. ACT NOW! "—Me, after no sleep or food for 24 hours.
“Resolve, then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving & tinny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.”—Walt Kelly, Cartoonist