I’ve seen them get pretty elaborate, with bold and small print and links and icons (what am I leaving out?)
Like these:
Silver Fire
You’re SO on top of my list now, Silver_Fire. :)** -Mr. Cynical **
monkeylucifer
ProjectMonkey.com
Your source for pretentious and biased opinions.
Whammo
***I can hear ya! I ain’t MUTE!!! ***
…
Here’s a gem from Derleth
U235+n->Rb90+Cs143+3n+165 units/Kg
#!/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-3-lines-PERL
$m=unpack(H.$w,$m "\0"x$w);$=echo"16do$w 2+40i0$d+-^1[d2%Sa 2/d0>X+d*La1=z\U$n%0]SX$k"[$m*]\EszlXx++p|dc,s/^.|\W//g,print
pack(‘H*’$)while read(STDIN,$m, ($w=2*$d-1+length($n)&~1)/2)
What year are we in?
-sailor
This gal has a special style both for the sig and for naming which poster she’s talking too. Very original.
More sigs that I’ve had…
I miss the _. It’s so different without the _. I don’t think I can handle it. -Homer
My dearest Silver Fire, you should always be naked. 
-slythe
Yes, but are they good at sucking? If they are well, I’ll take two. 
-Ayesha
The following sigs are not things that other posters said to me.
If I didn’t insult you, I’d have to be nice.
If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops, oh what a rain that would be. -Barney
Ummm, I know there’s probably more, but I can’t remember them right now. 
These dopers, for reasons unbeknownst to me, have quoted me in their sig lines:
Monster104: “Well, Monster, I was in the process of carving a life-sized black marble nude statue of you. Then the damn chisel slipped, and… well, let’s just say that the worshippers were a bit underwhealmed. Sorry.”
Punoqllads: “Penis, penis, penis! Now shut the hell up!”
Bear_Nenno: Oh, screw the gender thing. Be my snuggle Bear.
I’m not sure what to think about this.
I love my Anthracite/Swiddles-inspired sig, though.
Well, mine isn’t fancy but can I get in on this, too?
One I always liked (until he changed it :eek: ), was Garfield226’s sig:
“And where am I now, for all your patience and your prophetic chickens?”
Anyone else know where it’s from (the movie/tv show/miniseries and the character)?
Here’s one from **Zenster **that here was just a thread puzzling over.
Christianity is a symptom of the disease it’s trying to cure.
Long-ass braggadocio sig dropped under
threat of spanking from magdalene.
Swiddles’ Patron Saint of recipes.
Here’s another gem from RTFirefly
Singled out by Cecil, for this post!
“Know that I love and cherish you all, even the most repulsive and icky among you.
(Except RTFirefly. Even I got limits.)” – Cecil Adams
Fuzzer and me!
I’ve borrowed mine from George Carlin, my favorie comedian and a font of wizdom, IMHO.
Hmph. It was there when I previewed it. I swear. Let’s try again.
Look, its new! I got upset with people and changed my sig to a verse from Green Day’s “Minority”. (It made me feel better, stop laughing.)
(God, it’s HARD to get the link right. Why can’t we just Quote and get the signature too?)
/s/** LadyAnubis **
*Opener of the Way,
Monitor of the Scales of Truth,
and Keeper of the Veil *
Visit Rough & Tumble … it’s not what you think!
Quoting sigs is easy. Lookit this one:
Yer pal,
Satan
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, one week, 20 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.
7634 cigarettes not smoked, saving $954.31.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 12 hours, 10 minutes.
**I slept with a moderator!
I dunno if my sig is fancy. Here it is, judge for yourself.
“OH MY GOD! THERE’S MORE OF THEM! KITTENS! BARRICADE THE DOOR!”—Zoe, of Sluggy Freelance fame.
"Monkey Butlers are conspiring against us. We must damn the Bronze-Age bifurcators, defy the various insidious galimaufries, and release the beavers! As per our previous memo. ACT NOW! "—Me, after no sleep or food for 24 hours.
“Resolve, then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving & tinny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.”—Walt Kelly, Cartoonist
