Strange you should mention that. When I was there (just for one night), I could feel an angel sliding up to me.
All I know is the devil came from Kansas - where he went to, I can’t say.
He could buy himself a reason.
He could sell himself a job.
He could hang himself on treason.
Oh He is his own damn god.
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA
(Only on workdays though.)
Jerry Lee Lewis is the devil.
He also sells tacos.
Here’s to my sweet Satan!
The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan!
He’ll give those with him 666.
There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.
I have held his hand. It was warm inthe night. I, however, was cold as a stone.
Devil’s got Lucy under lock and key.
Once I met the Devil, he was mighty quick,
tempted me with women, said “you can have your pick.”
(Following up on Scuba Ben)
As the flames climbed high into the night
to light that sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight.
Me and the Devil were walking side by side.
I said, “Hello, Satan. I believe it’s time to go.”
Well, he certainly gets my sympathy (and I cannot believe that hasn’t been posted yet)
You mean like in Post #3 or Post #40?
I saw Carmen and the devil walking side by side. I said Hey Carmen, come on let’s go downtown. She said I gotta go but my friend can stick around.
Too bad, that Carmen is HOT.
I was kind of disappointed that he couldn’t manage more than 99 goes with the lonely widow:
For the first time in eternity
The devil he shook with fear
Of all the pain and torment
I’ve witnessed here in hell
I never knew what pain was
'till I rang your front doorbell
Son, if you see your Mom this weekend, be sure and tell her “SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!”
He’s dancing on the jailhouse roof.
I know he’s Caucasian, because of that old Moody Blues song, “Knights in White Satan.”
Darryl McDaniels is actually the right and proper owner of the devil’s soul.
Is the devil dead? Or is he sleeping?
God, I sure hope he is dead.
Must be the devil between us, or whores in our head…
Mary, ain’t you tired of this?