Everything I Know About Satan I Have Learnt From Popular Music...

Get on to the bus, that’s gonna take us back to Beelzebub.

(same band)

Blue eyed devil…

I heard he’s outside of Bombay, laying traps for troubadours.

He’s our master in evil mayhem, guides us with every first step
He watches all of us, smiles as some do his bidding
His child now stalks the earth, born from my demon seed
His morbid soldiers chant in lust, destruction of the church we’ll burn the cross
He sees the answer lies not far, zombies screaming souls cry out to you, his laws prevail your life is through
His cross points to Hell, the earth I must uncover; a passion grows to feast upon the frozen blood inside her
Some have called me his son, a name I cannot deny, wielding fury that’s second to none
He holds my future, watch it unfold

He’s got a black goatee and javalina teeth and a rattlesnake on his sleeve.

She’s got the Devil in her eyes,
And there’s only one way to exorcise him
One wink at a time.

On the contrary, I think the devil drives a Coupe de Ville.

From the same source: He’s also been known to wear a cowboy hat to cover up his horns.

drove a tank, held a general’s rank…

He’ll be the blood between your thighs
And then have you Cry for more
He’ll put strength to the test
He’ll put the thrill back in bed
He’s the risk in the kiss, could be anger on your lips,

His soul is black & cold like a piece of lead, but I’ll love that misguided angel 'til I’m dead.

If you sleep with the devil, then you must pay … oh, and if you sleep with the devil, the devil will take you away. Somewhere near the gates of Babylon, from what I hear.

I know Lucifer so well I call him by his first name. I say “Hey Lou …”

He killed the Tsar and his ministers.

On a dusty pew in the vestibule
sat the Devil playing pocket pool
he was waiting for the next poor fool
who forgot that it was Sunday.

According to the Rev. Billy C. Wirtz, Satan is being found in our nation’s cafeterias.

Proof?

The average number vegetables served in a cafeteria? Six!
The average education level of the average cafeteria worker? Sixth grade!
The average number of senior citizens one has to wait behind in an average cafeteria checkout line? Six, once again!
666: Satan’s universal area code is being served up in our nation’s cafeterias!

Also, what is the most common food served in cafeterias today? Meatloaf. That’s right, friends. Meatloaf, which when spelled backwards is, “Faoltaem”… which he believes is an abbreviation for, “Freaks, atheist, occultists, low-lifes, and tow-bit agnostics erradicating morals” of America.

Yes, that’s right. Satan has been serving family-sized portions of the Apocalypse in our nation’s cafeterias.

Someone told me to shout at him…

Thought I heard a rumblin’
Callin’ to my name.
Two hundred million guns are loaded
Satan cries, “Take aim!”

That explain’s Meat Loaf’s fondness for themes dealing with bats and Hell.

I saw the devil, the contrary man…
I saw the devil down the long, long road
He said to me, " Boy, I want your soul."
I said no. You can’t take my soul.
No.
I said no.
I said no, no, you can’t take my soul

I had lunch with the devil. (What were those little white things?)

Second verse, much different than the first.

I took a while and thought about it, down at the crossroads temptin’ fate.
I took a while and thought about it.
Down at the crossroads temptin’ fate.
Yeah, You can take my soul
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can take my soul
Take my soul.
I want it all, yeah.

I know he cheated on the Spanish Train.

Well the Devil he had three aces and a king,
And the Lord, he was running for a straight,
He had the queen and the knave and nine and ten of spades,
All he needed was the eight…

And then the Lord he called for one more card,
But he drew the diamond eight,
And the Devil said to the son of God,
“I believe you’ve got it straight,
So deal me one for the time has come
To see who’ll be the king of this place”,
But as he spoke, from beneath his cloak,
He slipped another ace…

Ten thousand souls was the opening bid,
And it soon went up to fifty-nine,
But the Lord didn’t see what the Devil did,
And he said “that suits me fine”,
“I’ll raise you high to a hundred and five,
And forever put an end to your sins”,
But the Devil let out a mighty shout, “My hand wins!!”

She looks like an angel and talks like an angel. But Elvis knows that it’s just a disguise. Oh yes it is.

And at first you think she’s Him, but after time has worn away the shock, you come to realize you’ve seen her kind of eyes watching you from underneath a rock.