Even the cops.
For females, crying and attempting to kick out the windows of a cop car is a way to try to prove you should not be taken to jail. Also, the arrested should have the right to one more cigarette.
SSG Schwartz
And I can outrun any cop! But that dog of theirs is going to eat my face rather than be called off.
And guys really want to have sex with nasty, crackhead whores so they drive around until they find them. (What? That seems to be true? But what if the whore is an obvious tranny? That’s true enough that it’s a viable occupation, including fines? Well I’ll be…)
Okay, despite the transparent attempt by one of our Northern Neighbors to cast aspersions on the Lower 48, it appears to be true. Let’s talk about how Red Green represents all Canadians. (What? You mean he’s just like every Canadian AND American guy north of Kankakee?)
Never mind.
Every arrest ends with, “YOU’RE GOIN’ T’ JAIL!” in as theatrical a voice as possible.
(1) Why are most of the cops overweight? Except for state troopers, most of these guys must live on doughnuts!
(2) yes, most drivers get busted with all kinds of stuff in the cars-weapons, drugs, etc.
(3) This show NEVER features the Beverly Hills Police (or Brentwood, or San marino)-why? I’d love to see the dialogue between a rich guy and a a properly respectful BH Cop!
(4) Most people stopped are dentally challenged-but they DO have money for crack!
AIUI, crack is much cheaper than dental work.
It’s more like crack has a higher priority than their teeth.