did people who own winter homes in warm places evolve closer to birds?
Why a duck?
The people kept their homes warm with hot ducks running through the house.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
–To stamp out cigarette butts
Why do elephants have flat feet?
–To stamp out flaming ducks
(as long as we’re getting philosophic over here)
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren Zevon
did people who own winter homes in warm places evolve FROM birds?
If you’re cold, you can stand over migrate.
Ray
That probably should’ve been: If your tale is told,. . .
Ray
Canadian geese: they really are Floridians.
I wasn’t sure if there was anything worthwhile in this question, so I gave it a chance. My doubts have been confirmed.
MPSIMS incoming.
Nickrz
GQ Mod