Evolution Question

did people who own winter homes in warm places evolve closer to birds?

Why a duck?

The people kept their homes warm with hot ducks running through the house.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

–To stamp out cigarette butts

Why do elephants have flat feet?

–To stamp out flaming ducks
(as long as we’re getting philosophic over here)


“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”

 Warren Zevon

did people who own winter homes in warm places evolve FROM birds?

If you’re cold, you can stand over migrate.

Ray

That probably should’ve been: If your tale is told,. . .

Ray

Canadian geese: they really are Floridians.

I wasn’t sure if there was anything worthwhile in this question, so I gave it a chance. My doubts have been confirmed.
MPSIMS incoming.

Nickrz
GQ Mod