The 700 CLUB? EW!
STupid Pat Robertson…he always used to run overtime and my cartoons wouldn’t be on!
Did you hear he calls HINDUs devil worshipers? Rat bastard!
I like Wendy’s meself…LOVE the chicken caesar pita wraps…do they still make them? The one at the mall stopped…
which is a damn shame…
I even said:
in my OP.
I just can’t stand the TV ads. (Well, I like the “Without us, some people would starve” ones.) It’s like nails on a chalkboard for me. People who make too much noise when they eat are a major pet peeve for me. I don’t mean a normal amount of crunching and stuff…I mean the excessive slurps, smacks, blah blah BLECHs that these spots exemplify.
:::twitch twitch twitch:::
Almost as bad as the noise is the sight of the half chewed food sloshing around in their mouths. :::shiver::: They need to bring back that hot billboard guy. 
No one has tasted a good burger until you have tried Big Ben’s Burger Bar. I think there are only two locationes and both are in Utah. Huge, juicy hamburgers (or buffalo burgers), greasy, crunchy homemade french fries with fry sauce (ketchup and mayo), and an over the top milk shake.
Hmmmmm mmmmm mmmm
Spoofe, I don’t mind the sight of people eating, and I never mentioned anything about the sight of people eating. But as I mentioned in my post, the noise fucking grosses me out. It’s turned me off their food.
Coyotefish, next time you’re munching on chips or leg o’ lamb (well, okay, food in general), pay close attention to the noises that slosh around inside your jaw.
In addition… if a couple of exaggerated eating-noises or the sight of someone eating, even if they are absolutely disgusting (which I think they are), disgusts you so much that you absolutely cannot eat at that restaurant, then you have a very weak stomach. Try watching the opening to Seven a couple dozen times, and that’ll cure your excessive queasiness 
Guinastasia…
I like Wendy’s only because their drive-thru window is open 'til 2:00 AM (at least here in Southern California it is). Since I’m out late on the rare times when I’m out at all, that tends to be a bright spot.
Hey, I’m curious… has anyone ever been to Fatburger? Oooooh, man, those things are great… you can actually feel your arteries clogging as you eat… ::drools::
Bah!
Fuck all that. Those commercials (specifically the one with the supermodel) make me hungry and horny all at once.
I don’t know whether I should jerk off or go eat or both and if both, which one first?
I think they’re awesome, and that they work really well. Further, Carl’s Jr., IMO, has the best burger’s (fast food) around town. I love 'em, it’s no wonder I’m such a slobby bastard with fat saggy man-breasts.
At any rate, I just wanted to say that those ads rock, and I hope we keep them for awhile.
In fact, I think I’ll tape one.
BTW, How’s your boobs, Ruff? Feelin’ any better?
I hope you’re okay!
I don’t get it… 
Mid-20th century pop-culture Cliff Notes for Talkinsquirrel:
Dale Evans was Roy Rogers’ wife.
Okay, Spoofe, now you mentioned the sight of someone eating again. Like I said before, watching people eat doesn’t disgust me. The amplified sounds of chomping and slurping does.
I admit that, when it comes to that, I am more than a bit squeamish. Listening to my father-in-law eat sets my teeth on edge. I will take your advice, however, about watching the opening of Seven again. Maybe it will make me realize that some things are more disgusting than the sound of somebody eating.
Hardees? HARDEES?
… that is the worst fuckin’ food on the planet, the beef anyway…( the fried chicken and bisquits are pretty good!) tough, dry and tasteless crap, not fit to feed a starving dog, a GD shame that a cow had to die in order to make it, I would sooner return to a pile of my own ( or my dog’s ) vomit than eat at hardees
Hardee’s used to be good…until they were bought out by Carl Jr. or whatever. They had great breakfast biscuits, and their fried chicken was awesome. Ever since the big change, all their food has been dry, tasteless crap. Of course, their burgers were never really much to scream about.
Now for a good burger, nobody beats Gator’s. Half a pound of cooked to order, Cajun-seared beef with andouille and all the fixins. Yum!
Sorry about the “dry, tasteless crap repeat.” It was unintentional, I swear.
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I was just about to say that!!! I find them vaguely sexy, in fact. I hear them, and I just think Oral Sex. It’s almost Pavlovian.
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I was just about to say that!
I was just at my local Wendy’s yesterday (Columbus, OH, since you asked) and they had no pitas on the entire menu. I think they’re getting rid of them. Crying shame, because I loved them too. Dave Thomas can go stick his cock up his nose.
He can?!?
Hell, I’d pay to see that.
I think it has to be said “If it doesn’t get all over the face, it doesn’t belong in your face,” doesn’t sound like the motto for a burger joint, more like the packaging for Sloppy Slurpy Cum Suckers 23…
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You guys are a fucking riot!
Dale Evans, man boobs, and Dave Thomas’ sinus problem.
If that’s true, he’s a lucky old son-of-a-bitch. My cock barely reaches my chin, much less my nose.
Just bend your neck a bit, and presto, you’re all set. You, too, can have one giant nostril.
Oral sex?! You better hope for the love of God and your throbbing member that she doesn’t CHOMP DOWN on it the way she does in those commercials. And I’m not even going to get into the chewing factor.