EW's Top 25 Simpsons

Although I share many of the complaints listed here, they got it right on the money with Last Exit to Springfield in the #1 slot. It’s simply the pinnacle of the Simpsons writing craft…

1.) Timeless satire. This stuff will be relevant for decades to come. Well, we might have to explain the reference to the first Batman movie, but that’s about it.

2.) It takes pot-shots at EVERYTHING. Organized labor, greedy fat-cats, malevolent dentists, you name it, it’s all fair game.

3.) All the memorable one-liners you could ever hope for, one after another after another. Including one of the best uses to date of the word “Yoink!”, as well as “Sorry Mr. Burns, I don’t go in for these back-door shenanigans.”

4.) Greatest use of a day-dream sequence EVAR! It’s worth the price of admission just to hear Homer say “molto benne.”

5.) Non-sequiturs out the wazoo. Why in the hell would Lenny get a diamond put on his tooth?

6.) Who couldn’t possibly love Mr. Burns’ tour of his mansion? “It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!?! YOU STUPID MONKEY!”

7.) It’s basically cheap sentimentality free.

8.) Burns Sr’s turn of the century atom smashing factory was simply pure gold.

In short, this is the single best episode to represent the entire series, hands down.

My favourite’s always been “Cape Feare”, so I’m glad to see it so high.

“Hrgh! Now when I say, ‘Hello, Mr. Thompson’ and step on your foot, you smile and nod.”

I have a soft spot for “Homer Goes to College”

“Excuse me, Professor Egghead . . .”

Ditto on Lisa’s Substitute, Homer and Apu and El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer as the most glaring exclusions (though I also miss Deep Space Homer). The terrible Spin-off episode definitely does not belong there, nor does the completely unfunny Poochy episode.

And I don’t see what everyone likes about the thorously horrid Frank Grimes episode.:confused:

And I don’t see why everyone hates the Mel Gibson episode. Come on, he does the Curly Shuffle with a machine gun!!!

Pure comedic gold.

“All in favor, say DIE!!”

“Happy Birthday, Mr. President.”
And I don’t see why everyone hates Bart to the Future.

“Oh, what a bleak and horrible future we live in!”
“You mean present, right dad?”
“Right, right. Present.”

“Dad - isn’t Soylent Green people?”
“Oh, here we go…”

“No, that’s Crazy Talk, my brother-in-law.”

“You pay now!”
“What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.”
“Hey - China still cool! You pay Later!!”

Has it really been 300 episodes? Holy smokes. I feel kind of bad, having stopped regularly watching after episode 150 or so (watched no more than 2-3 episodes per season the last 5 years.) The list was decent, but I strongly object to #5, “Homer’s Phobia.” That’s not even a top 50 episode.

watsonwil, those bastards! Oh, the Mountain of Madness! (Swoons.) God I love that episode! Definitely a top 5.

Homer: “We could build snowmen.”
Burns: “No. I have a better idea. We could build real men, out of snow.”

Burns (thinking): I’m trapped with a madman. Look at him, staring into me, filling my mind with paranoid thoughts.
Homer: Look at this eyes. He’s trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way.
Burns: I know what he’s up to. He’s thinking of killing me, and riding my carcass down the mountain to safety. He’s truly gone mad, if he’s thinking that.

The list was pretty good, but I’m amazed at the number of people who like “Cape Feare”! I’m always a little embarrassed to admit that that’s my favorite, because of the rake scene… but it is!

“Dear Lisa, today I am very sad because our government has been taken over by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Girl.

CLASSIC.

Whoosh and Whoops! I was thinking in terms of the top 10.

The longest I have ever laughed at a Simpsons gag was the ending of the 138th Showcase Special. “But for that ending to work, you’d have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.”

While the recent episode where Homer stood trail for murder was really, really lame, I did notice in the rerun the newspaper headline “HO. J. SIMPSON TRAIL BEGINS.” Keep those gags coming, Simpsons people.

I’ll throw in my vote for the Prohibition episode - not sure of the episode’s title, but it ROCKED!

Homer rolling on the lawn, on fire: it almost killed me (started choking I was laughing so hard - actually passed out for a second or two)

Alright. I’ll step up to the plate and offer my top 25 in the place of this one.

You’ll notice a glaring absence of VERY old episodes or very recent ones.

1 Mountain of Madness
BEST MOMENT: “Sir, I am in your debt.”

2 Itchy and Scrathcy Land
BEST MOMENT: TIE-(1)“No one ruins my vaction but me…or maybe the boy!” (2) When you get to Hell, tell 'em Itchy sent ya!"

3 Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
BEST MOMENT: “Baby on Board…something something…Burt Ward”

4 You Only Move Twice
BEST MOMENT: Homer tackles James Bond

5 Mr. Plow
BEST MOMENT: “Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch.”

6 Homer Badman
BEST MOMENT: Homer’s Pop rocks/Buzz Cola hand grenade.

7 I Love Lisa
BEST MOMENT: The school play. (specifically, “Take THAT, Chester A. Arthur!”

8 Team Homer
BEST MOMENT: The Stereotypes (“They BEGGED me to join!”)

9 Trouble With Trillons
BEST MOMENT: The OTHER item in Mr. Burns’ wallet.

10 Bart vs. Australia
BEST MOMENT: “Oh Beautiful…”

11 A Fish Called Selma
BEST MOMENT: The Mobsters and “I told you her sleeps with the fishes” (which has been cut from the syndicated versions!

12 Lemon of Troy
BEST MOMENT: “So this is what it feels like when the Doves cry!”

13 Lisa Gets an A
BEST MOMENT: Mr. Pinchy’s final fate.

14 Lisa the Iconoclast
BEST MOMENT: “Chester A. Arthritis” (I must be a sucker for Chester A. Arthur jokes!)

15 Homer the Great
BEST MOMENT: “We’re havin’ ribs!”

16 Homer vs. the 18th Amendment
BEST MOMENT: “If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths.”

17 Homer at the Bat
BEST MOMENT: “That’s right, Strawberry!”

18 Behind the Laughter
BEST MOMENT: “I was SO gay!”

19 Two Bad Neighbors
BEST MOMENT: Disco Stu

20 Rosebud
BEST MOMENT: “Damn, Papparazzi!”

21 Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
BEST MOMENT: Nelson’s speech

22 Who Shot Mr. Burns?
BEST MOMENT: Doctor Hibbert pointing to the audience asking “Can You?” and then we realize he’s pointing at Cheif Wiggum.

23 Homer’s Enemy
BEST MOMENT: “He had three beers at lunch!”

24 Milhouse Divided
BEST MOMENT: Mr. Van Houton’s firing.

25 The Mansion Family
BEST MOMENT: “Implied ORAL Consent!”

I never really saw the spark in Homer’s Enemy, although I’ve enjoyed it more on subsequent viewings. I agree that Behind the Laughter is a glaring omission. But what’s all this venom towards “Homer’s Phobia”? Although suffering from a somewhat weak ending and being something of a Peggy Sue, I thought this episode is one of the best hands down. How can anyone forget:

Well boy? How do you feel?

I kinda want a cigarette.

Great! What’s your brand, son?

Anything slim!

D’oh!

–Cliffy

P.S. Wil, you got the best moment wrong on Trouble With Trillions, which should be “If it’s a crime to love one’s country, then I’m guilty. And if it’s a crime to steal a trillion dollars, then I’m guilty of that too. And if it’s a crime to bribe a jury, then I’ll soon be guilty of that too!”