Excuse me while I rehearse my 911 call

Someone throw a quick left jab at ignorance on my behalf, please?

I know, just know I recognize that phrase, but I’m drawing a complete blank at the moment…

Curious George.

See, she called him a Monkey Fucker, and…

BTW, I’ve seen DH before, in the context of spouse or significant other, that is, but I have no idea what it means. Could somebody help me out?

Darling/Dear Husband.

Da monkey!

:smack:

Thankee, kind sir.

Could be. When I worked at K-mart, my husband was my direct supervisor. (It jsut worked out that way, when I started there that wasn’t the caes.) And he was extra-mean to me because he didn’t want his bosses thinking he was playing favorites.