I’m thinking that my Women’s Studies professor isn’t going to accept “I didn’t read de Beauvoir tonight because I got bored and started looking at porn.”
Perhaps she would say that I misunderstood the course and thought that more studying of women was appropriate?
Well, they do say that honesty is always the best policy. Be a dear and let us know if they’re lying, won’t you?
Not now darling - I’ve got a headache
“Professor Brison, I didn’t do the homework because I was busy engaging in field study and hands-on research…”
Oh, if only.
So there’s this horrible movie that I saw under duress once that contained the line “How did I get a D in Women’s Studies? I love bitches!” that is just running circles in my mind right now.
“Professor Brison as you know de Beauvoir said that a woman is not born, but made. So I was trying to be.”