She’s actually Marilyn Monroe’s clone.
I wouldn’t mind nailing that part myself.
She isn’t hot.
The fact that you all think she is just means THEY’VE gotten to you.
Why won’t anyone listen to me? You have to listen to me!
Helen Mirren is not even human.
She’s a monster, A MONSTER I TELL YOU!
OH GOD THEY’RE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS! NO!
ggggggggg hgjh tu g po;.
/";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Clearly Photoshopped!
[RIGHT] What Someone had to say it.[/RIGHT]
It is grammatically incorrect to use the words too, much, & Tolkien in the same clause, in that order, without a negation word nearby.
Interesting, Skald started this thread after I commented on Helen’s hotness in another thread which confirms my suspicion that Skald is stalking me. I think he wants to be my nemesis or something but that position has been filled.
Anyway, to answer the question, she’s hot because I said she’s hot and it’s all in the attitude.
I don’t know but I am sure it involves someone waking up in a Hotel bathroom in a bath tub filled with ice with “Call an Ambulance” written in blood on a mirror.
Why does the fact that we agree on Mirren’s hotness lead you to think I hold some animus against you?
I started to quote you in the OP but couldn’t be arsed. Actually I remember having a reason, but I don’t recall what it was exactly. Something about pickles.
You’ve said many things here in the SDMB, you’ve mocked my most cherised beliefs in religion, politics and several other things, but THIS ONE goes in your permanent record, for this offense there can only be forgiveness after several rounds of public humiliation…or crossbows at 20 paces.
Kosher Dill or Sweet Gherkins?
some consider her attractive while others do not ijust further evidences how diabolical reptilian shape shifting is
not only does she appear in human form, but she can appear in different human forms to different humans at the same time no coincidence that david icke and helen mirren are both English.
be living in close proximity to the queen of the reptilians (mirren), david icke (savior of humanity) was able to crack the global conspiracy.
get off your knees, people!111
HELEN MIRRENS BOOBS WILL ENSLAVE US ALL!!!
I don’t keep track of these things. I’m too busy plotting ways to trick Helen Mirren into removing the pseudo-organic covering she uses to hide her true face.
The Visitors are among us.
Not to mention that 50 years ago she was a 15 year old girl.
I would gladly be enslaved by Helen Mirren’s boobs.
Ooh ooh crossbows! Crossbows! Please let it be crossbows! I’ll sell T-shirts and split the proceeds with the winner.
Perhaps it was thatVivian Pickles (bk4 Harold & Maude [Harold’s mother], Elizabeth R [Mary Q of Scots] or Candleshoe [sister of Leo McKern’s character] or Nicholas & Alexandra [Nadezdha Krupskaya Lenina]) is way hotter than Helen Mirren because she keeps her body natural and you’d love to eat Korean barbecue off of it while gypsies sang while imprisoned in one of those giant artificial snow globes?
What a relief to see someone else talking sense for a change!
Sorry.
Far too much Tolkien. Then again, any Tolkien could be far too much Tolkien. The movies were solid, though.
i think the real cover being blown is that as guys, all we want to see in women is a pair of tits. don’t believe me? look at the helen mirren pictures where it’s just her face then come back and tell me she’s hot. ok. now go back and stare at the bikini pic. she’s hot right?
both pedestrian AND a conspiracy…
OR she’s a blood sucking succubus of the night who drinks koala placenta out of the grail. i think dan brown’s writing a novel about it. spielburg’s adapting it for Indy V.
Okay, come on now.
Far is NOT a negation word!!
It means that the anti-aging serum I have been testing on unsupecting chinese take-out food patrons across the world is WORKING! WORKING I TELL YOU!
and they called me mad at the university.
except at the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority house were they called me “Big Meat”