Because that’s the name of the pizza you delivered there?
Winner!
She isn’t actually hot, but she is a bloody good actress, and she plays the part of a hot woman very convincingly. Indeed, she has been doing it for almost it whole career. (I speak as someone who saw her Cressida in '68, when, arguably, she actually was hot.)
[I concede that some may not find this answer sufficiently ridiculous, but it is, I submit, thoroughly paranoid.]
So, to sum up, Helen Mirren looks all right in a bikini but looked WAY hotter when she was an underaged teen (per Diogenes) and J.R.R. Tolkien rulez.
Yes, staying up late to read the Dope has certainly paid off this evening.
You make me regret demobbing the legions of flying monkeys, LOUNE.
Flying monkeys? What are they from, Dragon Ball Z or something?
d&r
I honestly know next to nothing about Dragon Ball Z.
She’s a Kenyan by birth, that’s why.
What?
Ah, you mean the woman born as Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov? Born the week after the Trinity Test? The day after Truman informed Stalin? Born in London, to a Russian noble father and an “English” “mother”? Just a coincidence, indeed.
What? No, of course not; she quietly retired ages ago.
Her daughter just uses the stage name, is all.
She is a doppelgänger android that eats pineal glands for breakfast and then retreats to her rejuvenation chamber, where a thousand Tibetan monks direct their Chi to waylay astral travelers whose five part souls she integrates into an azurite monkey statue named “Sparky.” The statue’s hobbies include baking and snowboarding.
Ist requirings of der further research.
Bringen sie die Helen Mirren hier, bitte.
I let you know what I find.
::closes curtain::
Helen Mirren ate James Dean in 1955 when she was known as “Velma Cruikshank” and already 60.
This lead to the bodies of Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson being interred in secure places known only to the illuminati.
She’s NOT youthful or hot- she’s just using her magic to LOOK that way.
Get her to do the Dragon’s Breath spell, and you’ll see what she REALLY looks like.
Contrary to the official story, Dame Helen was not honored by the Queen for her acting abilities. She was actually recognized for her secret contributions to the Royal Academy of Gerontology in its experiments to extend lifespan.
Mirren, of course, was the subject of a successful experiment. Others weren’t so lucky.
Before I clicked on the link, I would have bet money it was going to be a link to a current picture of Lindsay Lohan.
Good genes, good lifestyle, and she’s never been pregnant or had children. The last one is a big one…
That totally makes two of us.