Batman Begins
Batman brings Ra’s al Ghul back from the dead using a flying train. Sargent Gordon fixes the train tracks with special rockets. A mass condensation event occurs, bringing lucidity to the insane people of Gotham, until the League of Shadows’ microwave emitter makes it stop. The drawbridges lower, allowing the entire Gotham police force to disperse from the Narrows and return to their normal business.
The escaped inmates of Arkham Asylum enthusiastically return to their cells. Bruce Wayne crawls under a fallen support beam. Alfred asks “What is the point of doing all those push-ups if you can’t even lift a bloody log?” Bruce then thrusts the support beam back up into the ceiling of his mansion. Ra’s al Ghul thoughtfully rebuilds Wayne Manor using magical fire; in thanks, Bruce throws him a party.
Meanwhile, Alfred kidnaps Rachel Dawes from her home while she is sleeping and brings her to the Bat Cave, where Batman injects her with a chemical that makes her crazy. Batman then takes her to Arkham, performing several public works projects throughout Gotham on the way. At Arkham, Batman interrupts the Scarecrow’s water purification project, forcing him to cure Rachel’s insanity. The Scarecrow then cures Carmine Falcone and convinces him to unslit his wrists. Meanwhile, the League of Shadows uses the microwave emitter to repair a Wayne Enterprises cargo ship before resurrecting the entire crew.
Carmine Falcone, now sane, is released from prison. After a consultation with the police, Batman helps him improve his tan. Falcone then returns to his life of collecting and exporting illegal drugs. Bruce disassembles and returns all of his Batman gear.
Bruce then travels to Bhutan, where he returns Ra’s al Ghul’s favor by reconstructing the League of Shadows training facility using similar magical fire. Ra’s throws Bruce a ninja party in thanks, before briefly training him and escorting him to a Bhutanese prison. Bruce Wayne then brutalizes several men, eats breakfast, and goes to sleep.