I’ll start.
Chupacabra: Dead goats and chickens turned up in Puerto Rico, and then stopped/tapered off. I think it was a sick wino who killed animals for a lark. He snuffed it, and all that was left was the occasional copycat.
Bigfoot was a blurry shot of a retired NBA player out hiking in a fur coat. Now it’s a series of pranksters (including our own Beckdawreck).
Crop circles. the best explanation I ever heard was “Crazed Hedgehogs”.
U.F.Os are actually sentient pie tins that learned how to play dead when found by observing opossums in the wild.
The Bermuda Triangle is really just due to spring breakers and drunk pilots out of NAS Pensacola not being able to navigate or listen to weather forecasts.
Stranger
The pyramids are natural formations as a result of erosion. The surrounding sand is what’s left of the original rock. The Sphinx is an oddity of microclimate.
OR…
Wait just one dang minute there guy! You can’t be spreading that misinformation out or the woods will be destroyed by scrapers wanting to sell the tin.
UFO’s actually are subaquatic objects developed by Cephalopods and are mostly based in the South Pacific.
That is not why they are becoming scarce. It turns out that being stuffed with fruit and shoved into ovens is a deadly addiction they just can’t break.
Unicorns do exist, but are rare because when they’re sent to the glue factory, it results in a superior grade of adhesive.
So naming it “Gorilla Glue” is just to throw us off the scent?
Nessie is actually an escaped wooden giraffe from a carousel dumped into Loch Ness as part of a massive carnival insurance fraud scheme.
Gosh, so much misinformation here. There was a circus in town (really) and the elephants were taken to the Loch in the evenings to bathe. This is just a badly cropped picture of another Sub Aquatic Object. Don’t look up folks Look Down!
Naaah. Crop circles are caused by mechanical water sprinkler systems gone awry.
You can park on a driveway and drive on a parkway due to a mixup by a typesetter working on an early edition of Websters. By the time the mistake was realised, too many municipalities and homeowners had simply followed the dictionary’s guidance to bother changing. So everyone just went with it.
Bigfoot is my neighbor. It’s a quiet place. They will not mow their yard, tho’.
I may have to call the county and have him fined. And there’s all those cars on blocks. Gotta go.
The famous Gurdon light is someone else walking the tracks in front of you, looking for the light, with a flash light.