Got a harebrained, idiotic, New-Age Mumbo-Jumbo belief that we can pound into cracker crumbs with a numbing cudgel of fact?
If not, please post to the e-less thread instead.
What happened to all the planes and boats that disappeared?
The missing Avengers: They left with a hung-over flight commander and no compass. It was a training flight. They got lost and crashed into the ocean.
The “missing” ships: The number of ships lost in the Bermuda Triangle isn’t any greater, statistically, than any other heavily trafficked part of the ocean.
The Bigfoot film: That’s a guy in a suit.
What? Bigfoot not real? Then how do you explain this field guide?
The Puerto Rican myth of the chupacabra means “goat sucker”. Do they really… ya know? suck goats?
The guy who translated chupacabra wasn’t well versed on the meaning of the word “felcher”.
Chupacabra is actually a nice little resort town just south of Tecate.
Unclebeer - someone drank too much beer.