Explain this joke involving a Derbyshire accent

[psychonaut]

Could someone please explain this joke which apparently involves a Derbyshire accent?

A fellow boarded a train at Ilkeston and found himself in a compartment with three other men. As the train pulled out of the station, he began to fumble in his pockets. Then, turning to the first passenger he said:
“An yo gorra match?”
“Neow”
He turned to the next man:
“An yo gorra match?”
“Neow”
He turned to the third man:
“An yo gorra match?”
“Neow”
In despair he cried:
“Antonyonyuhonyonyuh?”

I assume the guy who got on the train is asking the other passengers if they have a match, to which they respond in the negative. But I can’t parse the punchline.

[Colophon]

“Ain’t any of you any on you?”

i.e. “Haven’t any of you people any matches on you?”

[jezzaOZ]

How do you tell the difference between an Australian and a New Zealander?

Ask them what’s a Hindu?

If they answer “Lays Eggs” you’ve got your Kiwi.

[Ken001]

(Cheeky bugger)

Nnd the number sex is wut Awstryans do wiv sheep.