Driving up the road I saw a license plate that says “PARKAV”. I assume it means Park Avenue.
Underneath it, however, it said something like “Making our streets better for nature”, and it had a picture of a large bluebird.
I don’t understand what one had to do with the other. Park Avenue is usually a symbol for a rich, expensive street. Most of the time, rich and expensive don’t go together on face value with conservatism.
I’m not saying rich people don’t necesarily conserve. I’m just saying that the two don’t seem to go together very well. Am I explaining myself at all? That man throwing up (see my Pit thread) really disturbed me.
NO! The putz is the person who puts a PARKAV plate on a Park Avenue. Or the guy who drives around here in that small yellow truck. The one with the windshield decals that spell YELLOW TRUCK*. Or windshield decals that say MUSTANG, or JAGUAR or whateverthefuck. We KNOW what car you’re driving!! We can see it! What’s the deal with these people!?
*I’ve still don’t know for sure if this is a parody of the same phenomenom I’m bitching about or if this person falls into this category. If he’s being funny, then I like him.
Here’s a painfully obvious one for you. My wife actually called me at work and said “There’s a car in front of me with a plate that says 'F-U-R–B-A-N” and underneath it says ‘Animal Liberation.’"
‘um okay?’
“What does it mean?”
“What do you mean what does it mean?”
“Let me guess, there’s a Peta sticker too?”
“A what sticker…no”
So I explained it to her, she replied with something along the lines of “Oh. I thought they wanted to put all the animals in zoos (or jails, or captivity, I don’t remember)”
On her defense I think it was a brain fart.
I see a lot of Civics and Accuras with windshield banners that read “Powered by HONDA”. Who makes the engines that Civics and Accuras are normally powered by?
I am referring to two things: a) the Monopoly Board, and B) personal experience in where every Park Avenue I’ve seen has been ritzy. So no definitive data, sorry.
