I like how they’re made from “Poly-pro-py-lene Co-poly-mer”. Hyphens must have gone down in price since I last checked.
Wow! Zombie balls!
“Honey? Um, I got these at the auto supply store. Aren’t they cool?”
“Hmf. And just what do you plan on doing with them?”
“Uh, I’d like to put them on the trailer hitch of my pickup. Is that OK with you?”
“Why, of course it’s all right, dear. Just remember though, to put a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on the bumper as close as possible.”
“Aww, do I hafta?”
“Yes, dear, you hafta. Now put on your apron; it’s your turn to do the dishes.”
It’s funny. I just took a new job with a company that does oil and gas well completions. The job requires a truck full of computers and other technical whiz-bangery. The truck is worth about $900,000. Hanging off the rear bumper: Trucker Balls.
I can’t help but think that i work with retards.
I was following a retarded TruckerBalls kind o’ guy just yesterday. He had the big, gas-guzzling 4-wheel-drive pickup with the red swinging <ahem> boys. However, he chose to install the boys under the truck about 18" left of the center line instead of the hitch. The result was, um, lopsided. Retard-o-rama.
Yeah I think all the judgment upon the owners of these things is kind of unwarranted. It’s called “a sense of humor.” Maybe a little crude, but hey, we live in a crude world.
Having seen these truck-nuts before, I must relate that the funniest car accessory I’d ever seen, on a truck which resembled this 1938 Ford pickup, had tied hanging under the rear bumper on a piece of twine, a pair of 1-inch ‘nuts’ (of the type one would screw bolts into).
Old school!
But what if they’re gen-u-ine support the troops desert camo? Are those going to be illegal, too? Why does Virginia hate America?
Not genuine. Our troops wear MARPAT. That thing looks like a camel’s nutsack.
I think that if they are going to use these things they should always be blue because, despite the name, I don’t think pick-ups trucks get that much action.
Yeah, I know. 
But the ill-fated Maryland attempt to legislate a ban was mentioned on page 1, so I thought this merited an addendum.
My Lord, my God- What the idiots have done to the great Commonwealth of Virginia. I’m not sure whether it speaks to the citizenry, the politicians, or both.
With that said, I am going to go buy a case of these retarded (oops- can’t say that here either) things, plaster them all over my car, and drive around town. As I live within minutes of the capitol, I can only hope he sees me and is so distraught he must leave the Commonwealth.
If the balls are hanging from your rear end, you’re not necessarily the one with the balls, dear.
Err… would that make the hitch a camel tow?
<snerk>
I can’t believe that this link hasn’t come up yet; are the ranks of Achewood fans Doper-free?
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Behold, the next evolution of scrotal status symbology!
The thought of pinning a ribbon to anyone’s balls makes me wince.
In the 70’s I worked for Welex in Bakersfield doing down-hole logging (I think that’s what they called it), perforating, and the like.
I guarantee you that if these gross things were available then, we’d have had then on out truck.
I told a guy in a parking lot that somebody was humping his truck up the ass. I think he wanted to kill me.
Peace,
mangeorge
This makes me think of the flash video Gonads and Strife. (Ok, it’s real name is “Weeeeeeee!” but the gonads and strife was the bit that got me laughing.)
If I wanted to be a real ass to the person behind me, I’d set up a gizmo that looks like a pair of butt cheeks on the back of my truck. If they honk at me, press button on the console and it’ll take a fake crap into a small reservoir jutting from beneath it.
It’s like poetry.