Explain to me about the red plastic testicles on the back of this truck

[Paul_in_Qatar]

I need to buy a set and hang them off some random car in Saudi Arabia.

[CalMeacham]

Actually that would more like a set of plastic ovaries.
But I’m not one to nit-pick.
Anyway, most of us wouldn’t even know what we were looking at.

I don’t mean the correspionding organ, you…person. I mean a feminine visible hanging part.

[Sigmagirl]

I have to show this to my husband so we can place a bet on how long before the guy across the street gets them on his truck.

[Tamex]

I saw these on a truck one afternoon…I spent about ten minutes laughing my ass off.

I always thought that men considered vehicles to be feminine…or is that just ships and sports cars? Why are trucks different? I’m so confused.

If my husband got a set of testicles for his truck, and I got an udder for my car, does that mean that we could raise our own baby vehicles? And what would they be? Cars? Trucks? SUV’s?

[mangeorge]

[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi]
I need to buy a set and hang them off some random car in Saudi Arabia.
[/QUOTE]

No balls!

[mangeorge]

[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
I don’t mean the correspionding organ, you…person. I mean a feminine visible hanging part.
[/QUOTE]

Okay.
Then, women don’t have udders.

[chowder]

[QUOTE=Tamex]
I saw these on a truck one afternoon…I spent about ten minutes laughing my ass off.

I always thought that men considered vehicles to be feminine…or is that just ships and sports cars? Why are trucks different? I’m so confused.

If my husband got a set of testicles for his truck, and I got an udder for my car, does that mean that we could raise our own baby vehicles? And what would they be? Cars? Trucks? SUV’s?
[/QUOTE]

Minis of course

[kittenblue]

After only seeing these through websites the Dope has directed me to, I finally saw a set on a car around here. I forgot to check the license plate, though…they could have just been passing through…

[CalMeacham]

Then, women don’t have udders.

But wimmen cows so.

[carnivorousplant]

[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
But wimmen cows so.
[/QUOTE]

Aren’t you redundantly mixing your metaphors or something?

[running_coach]

Women would put these on the front grille.

http:// www. amazingbreasts.co.uk/index_41__BTS103.html

NSFW

[fessie]

Maybe you guys can also explain all the trucks driving around with big sticker of a uterus and fallopian tubes.

[mangeorge]

[QUOTE=fessie]
Maybe you guys can also explain all the trucks driving around with big sticker of a uterus and fallopian tubes.
[/QUOTE]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I never noticed the resemblance. I can’t wait to point it out to a couple Dodge drivers I know.
I may not live out the day, but it will be a life well spent.
Yes, I’m mean.

[Marlitharn]

Pursuant to what somebody upthread suggested, let’s all forward the following to as many people as possible:

I learned something from my pastor the other day that shocked and horrified me. He said those plastic “testicles” people buy at Auto Zone are actually a secret signal in the “gay” community! He said one of his friends who preaches in Georgia told him that one of his flock had some on his truck - his brother-in-law gave them to him for a gag - and he was FOLLOWED HOME by a “homosexual” and “propositioned” in his own driveway! He said he’s heard stories of similar things happening in other places. Please, if your husband, brother, son, nephew, or neighbor has these on his truck, warn him to take them off IMMEDIATELY! Please forward this to everyone you know and God will smile on you.

Who’s up for it?

[carnivorousplant]

[QUOTE=Marlitharn]
Who’s up for it?
[/QUOTE]

I’m in. That’s brilliant.

[mangeorge]

[QUOTE=Marlitharn]
Pursuant to what somebody upthread suggested, let’s all forward the following to as many people as possible:

Who’s up for it?
[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a tool of the Breeder Agenda to me.