“Gotcha ya”
“Tug-ahoy effect”
“Og Smash!”
“The caloric content of Pan-fried semen”
Screws depend utterly on fine tolerances and great lubrication.
—LSLGuy
“Fruity Crap-load”
How can you expect people to trust a leader, if he can’t even tear his own head off when the situation demands it?
From here.
An old one from one of my favorite rants:
“You are not fucking off properly.”
Snerk
I do miss the old Pit sometimes.
I will be tossing salads like a mother fuck just so I can get the taste of this rancid chipmunk spunk out of my mouth.
@Euthanasiast ! He had a gift.
You are our gift!
Awww! Well, you must have been very wicked this year. 
Always the wicked badx3 Fishman.
“This entire message board is human splooge.”