Extremely weird sentences from the SDMB (w/out its orig. context)

.

“ I spent a year running the tongue saw at a slaughter house…”

“Woo! I am masturbating like a mother fuck!”

"Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!"

“If you don’t stop to analyze the snot spray, you are missing that which is best in life.”