Inspired by Momotaro’s suggestion on the ( now defunct ) “firehose piss” thread, I am starting this thread so we can talk about really gross stuff we wish we never heard of.
Ever notice that whenever someone says, "believe me, you don’t want to know, " it only increases your curiosity? Of course, you don’t know that you don’t want to know something until you already know it. But I digress.
I really didn’t want to know that sunbear had a friend with two urethra. I also wish I’d never even heard the word “felching” before in my entire life. Nor did I want to know that Squirrelcub had actually done the aforementioned unusual sex act. Eeeeeew. . .
“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”
Pulp, “Glory Days”