A couple of years ago, I found out that a semi-friend of mine (more of a friend-of-a-friend) had gotten a Prince Albert. This involves piercings, a chain, and a very sensitive location.
Talk about your TMI* experience.I can’t even look at this guy now.
*TMI=Too Much Information. One of my personal sayings.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Look sea lemon…this week on straight dope street, cookie monster taught us about ‘feltching’,now big bird gets to teach us about a ‘Prince Albert’.
Spill it.
Look, kelli, I don’t have the exact details, (Thank you GOD), but it involves getting your scrotum pierced, then running a little chain from that to your pierced penis.
Puts a whole new spin on zipper safety awareness, huh?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
A few years ago my mom told me that she wouldn’t consumate her marriage (yes to my dad) until a few days after the wedding because she found on the honeymoon that he was uncircumcised, and was too grossed out. So was I, upon learning this.
“On the edge of sleep, I awoke to a sun so bright…”
I told you that you really didn’t want to know. . .
I probably shouldn’t say this, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with being intact. . . What? Why are you all staring at me like that? :o
“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”
Pulp, “Glory Days”
I agree, Fool. My last boyfriend was “intact,” as you say, and I am glad he is. I personally would have felt cheated if he weren’t…
Everytime I see someone who is circumcised I think it looks strange. As for being gross… I guess it is if who you’re with isn’t into personal cleanliness. As for my ex, he was very clean, so it wasn’t at all a problem.
I think living 40 minutes outside of NYC has seriously lowered my shock/disgust level. It becomes part of your daily routine(which in itself is a tragedy). You see a few things you really didn’t want to know everyday at noon, 6 and 11.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
Weeeeel, this is gonna sound really wierd, but I could kinda see the thing about snot sucking.
I know, I know, but just listen:
As a pediatric nurse I’ve suctioned (with equipment) a lot of snot out of sick babies that might have died without that kind of care. If I was watching a baby die I just might be able to work myself up to that. Come on, how many parents out there would rather watch their baby die?
Larry
Coldfire, here’s what I am currently driving, although mine isn’t quite as clean as this one. 1987 chrysler Conquest Tsi.
http://www.totaltraction.com/images/rob4.jpg
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Thanks for screwing up the allignment, Uncle 
Anyway, just out of curiosity: isn’t that the same car as the Mitsubishi Starion, also from that period ? It bears a remarkable resemblence.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Yep, it is. Sorry about the side scroll. I don’t have it on my machine. I’m rinning at 1600 X 1200 resolution though. I’ll e-mail eutychus to get rid of the image.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Yeah, at home I have this awesome monitor too. Not here at work though 
Anyway, check this out: http://www.dakota.net/~kolda/questbak.html
The Ultimate Conquest and Starion Page.
'Nuff Said, right ?
We never had the Chrysler version over here, just the Japanese one. Same with the Mitsubishi Eclipse, which also comes as a Dodge and a Chrysler, I believe. Although I’m more into French cars myself - TVeblen told me that Peugeots are INDEED sold in North America. I suppose they’re more rare than Ferrari’s though
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
UncleBeer,
(or anyone else who’s interested) To see more cars like mine, check out these links:
Peugeot 306 ‘Maxi’ (Rally Version): http://www.teleport.com/~eurocar/pan003.gif
Peugeot 306 Cabriolet (convertible): http://www.teleport.com/~eurocar/306_cab.gif
Otherwise, the entire 306 section at the Peugeot International Homepage (this link also contains the less exotic 5 door version I happen to drive: http://www.peugeot.com/hub_peugeot/306/en/index.html?chg_lg=en
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Ha! You guys have sissy cars!!! Now I drive a REAL car. http://fathom.org/opalcat/car.html
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(note, while this post is sarcastic in nature to fit with the other postings, I actually hate sporty cars, think they are the stupidest things on wheels, and think the only thing cooler than my car would be a conversion van.)
>^,^<
“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
OpalCat’s site: http://opalcat.com
The Teeming Millions Homepage: fathom.org/teemingmillions
OK, yes I have felched, yes I know many other people first hand who have both given and received. OpalCat says she has been on the receiving end of a felch.
A prince albert (I have given various friends that piercing, I pierce as a hobby) is simply a piercing through the urethra on a man. I don’t have one but I have a frenum and a guiche and used to have a scrotal ladder of 8 piercings. No, they don’t hurt. In fact piercing your penis is less painful than piercing your ear.
About the “urban legend” with gerbils and salad stuff. Well the salad thing is true. Many super sluts like to stick big things up their butt. I have actually seen two large hands in one guys butt in person and on video(don’t ask how I saw it). You can spot people that like to do that specific one by the marroon hanky in their right back pocket.
BTW, there is a hanky code in gay life that basically tells what type of sex someone enjoys, I think I will post that as a separate topic.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Move over Satan. Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
Sqrl, it looks like you got this thread back on sex where it belongs. Sorry for the carjacking hiatus.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
But she could be passing off a story from a FOAF as her own. The same thing happened to Cecil when trying to track down the truth: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
As for something I didn’t need or want to know is that the lining of a calf’s stomach is used in cheesemaking. As if the process of cheesemaking (and yogurt making and the making of any product involving very ripe milk) isn’t gross enough! There goes my moral stand against veal, I guess
Gr8 “Cheese is in my blood… literally” Kat
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
After reading the Cecil column about the gerbilling–and the felching thing–all I can say is – I’m not even going to ask my friend if she has first hand info on gerbilling because
“I really didn’t want to know!”
