Confess the disgusting / nasty things you've never told anyone about here!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Inspired by a conversation I’m having right now with my friend Corey:

Have you got any disgusting / awful / nasty / just-plain-uncomfortable secrets buried in your past? Things that you’ve never told anyone about for fear of being branded as utterly reprehensible?

This is the place to confess them… but keep in mind the rules of this forum. :slight_smile:
I’ll start:

I used to think that everyone in junior high went home to make sex dates with everyone, and that the people “absent” from school were in reality “doing it” in the bushes with each other.

Yes, I was a weird kid. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m sure some of you can come up with things to top that, though… fire away! :smiley:

F_X

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I think the mods are going to love this thread.

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You’d be a braver soul than I to open this after it’s had more than a smattering of replies.

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I don’t think anything on the SDMB will ever come close to touching the TMI thread. I mean, come on, canine analingus…

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Possible band name?

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Oh Bowser Wowser loves mommy and daddy doesn’t he? Ooooh, yes he does. Mmmm yes, he gives us good snuggy kisses doesn’t he? Oh, such a good doggie, yeah, such a gooooood dooooooogei!!!

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[hijack]Ahhh, Mr. Kobayashi, I was just thinking about you tonite as Midway was on and near the end as the final Japanese carrier was trying to avert sinking like the previous three the Adminal instructed his lead pilot, Kobayashi, to go to where a previous scout plane had last reported contact and then let luck guide him. For good or bad, you immediately came to mind.[/hijack]
Sorry if that was TMI.

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okay, I’ll bite. I have sampled, as in tasted just about every bodily fluid produced by my body. As an adult.

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Uh . . . something tells me this isn’t a very good idea.

Cajun Man
for the SDMB