TheSpark.com's Purity Test

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://www.thespark.com/puritytest/
TheSpark.com’s Purity Test

This thread is an offshoot of Satan’s thread about TheSpark.com’s Death Test.
Here’s how I did - what about you guys?
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:

72% Pure!

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
8% (more pure than you)
81% (less pure than you)

Vital statistics:

93% held hands
92% kissed
86% french kissed
74% cheated on an exam 72% had sex
55% smoked marijuana
43% cheated in a relationship
23% slept with a married man or woman
22% intentionally burned oneself
20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name

SanibelMan – The Man From Sanibel
“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin

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Here’s mine:

The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:

36% Pure!

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
9% (less pure than you)
91% (more pure than you)
:::Waiting for the proclamations of respect and devotion:::

“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss

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The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:

39% Pure!

There have been 3,896,624 tests submitted. To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.

How others compare:

1% (same as you)
11% (less pure than you)
88% (more pure than you)

ah, yes, I love being a dirty white girl

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today is my day for mistakes…sorry about that stupid middle part

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Man, talk about opposite ends of the spectrum…

I imagine this score will change after I go to college, though.

SanibelMan – The Man From Sanibel
“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin

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Jazzmine, if there are two of us, it’s likely there are others like us. I move we begin The Dirty White Girls Society.

“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss

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Hey, if you want, I’ll watch the door at your meetings.

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The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:

65% Pure!
There have been 3,897,001 tests submitted.
To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
32% (more pure than you)
66% (less pure than you)
Vital statistics:
93% held hands
92% kissed
86% french kissed
74% cheated on an exam
72% had sex
55% smoked marijuana
43% cheated in a relationship
23% slept with a married man or woman
22% intentionally burned oneself
20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name

OK, I’m not sure what the vital statistics mean, but I haven’t done 4 of the things listed.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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Ok, ChrisCTP, sign me up, too. (For the Dirty White Girls Club.) I tested 35% pure.

It’s been an interesting life so far, what else can I say?

PR

If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

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Shit. 30% Pure!

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
5% (less pure than you)
95% (more pure than you)

I pray someone is worse than me, I’m really not that bad…usually.

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45% Pure!
There have been 3,897,216 tests submitted.
To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.

well shit lol

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
20% (less pure than you)
79% (more pure than you)

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Chris, let’s jello wrestle to see who gets to be president of the club.

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Oh, uh, here, jazzmine, let me help you with that jello…

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Sanibel, you naughty boy.

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My purity level is dropping every minute…

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Jazzmine, I’m just trying to be helpful and courteous. I’m just curious as to what it’s like being, uh, in a tub of jello, um, with 3 - is it 3? - women, um, wrestling…
[blushes] I’ll, uh, be elsewhere on the net…

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41% Pure!
There have been 3,898,495 tests submitted.
To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.
How others compare:

1% (same as you)

13% (less pure than you)

86% (more pure than you)

Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post

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The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:

72% Pure!
There have been 3,898,602 tests submitted.

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
18% (more pure than you)
81% (less pure than you)
Vital statistics:
93% held hands
92% kissed
86% french kissed
74% cheated on an exam
72% had sex
55% smoked marijuana
43% cheated in a relationship
23% slept with a married man or woman
22% intentionally burned oneself
20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name

The other purity test (which can be found on Opal’s page) is longer, but better. I came out even more pure on that one though. And I’m 30. I really need to get out more.

“Love given when it is inconvenient is the greatest love of all. Kindnesses that are shared at a high cost to oneself are the most dear.”

Don’t know who said it, but I like it.

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Jazzmine: You’re on, bitch. :wink:

“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss

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40% pure. Possibly less, but I have no clue what “Have you ever had sex like burning?” means. I guess that means I haven’t done it, though.