Eye Bearly No Wear Two....

bows

Hoot a far kiss Row-boat Brown-ink air knee whey?

Eyed own hair fanny Poe a tree toot hell ewe, barter well trice hump think farmer boar con ‘whore-bits’.
Ear knoll enter crown tare lifter whore-bit. Naught anus-tea, turd-tea, where toll, feeled weir fee hens half were-hems sander noose seem hell, gnaw yeah tart wry, bear, sanity whole wiff know-think ear nit two seer town non oar tweet: hit wars sir whore-bit whole, hand fat mean scum fart.

(Satan an horsey axe Ent)

Won fort tarp hit …

Wide own char hall Cohen far cough. Mung grill bar starred sand air-soles!!

And here I thought matt had the unabridged works of Robbie Burns…

Can anyone work out the next lines of this …
Free wrings fort a hell van king sunder this guy,
's heaven forth thud wharf load sin there horse ass tone,

Pussed Curd:

Half finger waterful dime. Witch chewer ear!

“pussed curd” ??? ahhh - “pose cart”

continuing …

An iron form awe tall mend whom toot high,
Won fort head ark clawed honest ark thrown …

Hinterland off more door weather shed hoe sly.

Any takers for the next lines?