I really don’t post here anymore (never did much anyway.)
So I’ll try to go out in a blaze of mediocrity.
Buncha cunts.
Fack? Feck? Fick? Fock? Fyck?
I don’t get it. 
Fzck. It’s Czech.
You know, I never thought turkeys could fly well.
The other day one was running up to the the road I was on, and I thought, is that dumb bird going to get run over?
When the turkey hit the gravel at the side of the road it started flapping, and cleared the power wires on the other side of the road.
Had to be 40-45 degree upward flight path.
Ya learn something new every day if you try.
Oh wait, if I get banned I can still lurk right.
If not disregard the above as a brain fart.
Oh, I used to love those. Best part of going to the movies was getting a big-ass popcorn, the bladder-busting size Coke, and the oversized box of BunchaCunts.
Betcha can’t eat just one! 
On a more serious matter, I loved the theater candy called Buncha Crunch! I buy them en masse from stores like Big Lots when they get a shipment of them in.
BunchaCunts on the other hand, aren’t as plentiful for me as I’d like. 
Just so ya know, there is no more to this story than the truth of a Wisconsin rural driver reporting what he saw.
But you can learn something new every day if you try.
I’ll see what my girlfriend has in mind for the weekend and get back to you. 
fuck I did say mediocracy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A
See, I was watching a duck try that, only it didn’t quite clear the wires and got clotheslined by one. Fell to the ground, fluttering and squawking. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
I like socks! They keep my feet warm!
Fucking moron.
I am not a sock. I really don’t want to put in the effort to be a troll.
I might if more morons show up.
Socks are the oppressers.
Free the feet!
They’re also biodegradable, or at least there are always fewer in the dryer at the end of a laundry cycle than there were at the beginning.
Les could use some of those next Thanksgiving.
So we are playing ignore the mole, sweet, you pompous arrogant assholes.
Eat my tool and prosper.
I used to like this place.
I decided to come on in this thread and await the Drama Peasants. I made that term up; feel free to bite it.
A drama peasant is a poster that follows around the drama queens from drama filled thread to drama filled thread and they wail, "Just *go!!! *If you hate it here so much, just go to your precious splinter board, and leave us beeee!!!"
Me? I’m a drama groupie and a train wreck damsel. Loves the drama queens, the drama peasants and the threads that bring them out.
I don’t hate it here.
And why did you even bother posting?
Just asking.