“Who the fuck just lit a cigarette?” - Captain Ernst Lehmann of the Hindenberg
“HOLD THE FUCKING BALL THIS TIME!!!” Charlie brown
“Did you say you were only 14 years old? Wanna fuck?” - R. Kelly
“What the fuck is he gonna do anyway, part the Red fucking Sea?” - Ramses, 2000 B.C.
(is using it twice cheating? ;))
“What the fuck is he gonna do anyway, part the Red fucking Sea?” - Ramses, 2000 B.C.
(is using it twice cheating? ;))
“Christa, don’t touch that fucking button!” Francis R. Scobee, Commander of Space Shuttle mission 51-L, 1986
“Bit fuckin’ warm, isn’t it.”
- Joan of Arc
“All I know is, I wanted a fucking dachshund…”
- Calvin’s father
“I fucking told you I’d be back.”
- Gen. MacArthur
“Fuck!”
- Every porn director in history
“I’m telling you – there are no fucking Germans around!” – the captain of the Lusitania
“Fuck Hitler!” – Winston Churchill
“Fucking British” – Hitler
“Who’s making all that fucking noise?!!” – cranky person trying to sleep in in Pearl City, Oahu, Hawaii, Sunday, Dec. 7, 1941
Kirk: Spock, what’s wrong with you?
Spock: I regret to inform you, Captain, that every seven years, Vulcans go through a chemical imbalance which requires them to return home to Vulcan and FUCK.
“Can someone please pass me the f*cking asparagus!”
-Lester Burnham
Fuck the gas bill - Hitler
Where the fuck did that decimal point go? - Andersen accountants
Fuck you I felt that - Helen Keller
Fuck the ratings, I want Jar Jar fucking Binks in the movie - George Lucas
Fuck the men - Rosie O`Donnell
“What the fuck are you saying?” -Everybody at the Tower of Babel
“It is fucking COLD!” -Washington, at Valley Forge
“What do you fucking mean we lost?” -Lincoln, after the First Battle of Bull Run
“I’m on the fucking moon man!” - Armstrong, 1969
“Rat shit, Bat shit, dirty ol’ twat/69 assholes tied in a knot/hurray!!!/Lizzard shit!!!/FUCK!!” George Carlin
“Who the fuck is that behind me?” - Abraham Lincoln, Ford’s Theatre, April 1865
“You got that apple from what tree? Oh fuck!” - Adam
“If they don’t want cake, fuck 'em.” - Marie Antoinette
“What fucking day did you say it is?” - Julius Caesar, March 15, 44 BC
“Are you fucking nuts, Lorena?” - John Wayne Bobbitt
“Fuck the secret formula, our sales are flat.” - CEO of Coca Cola, 1985
“Can’t you follow a simple fucking street map?” - Archduke Franz Ferdinand, August 1914
“This doesn’t look like fucking China.” - Christopher Columbus, 1492
“Who the fuck are these weirdos in the boats?” - unknown Indian, 1492
“we’re fucking flying!!!” The wright brothers
“What the fuck is that black mark on your shoulder? sneeze” unknown witness to the begining of the bubonic plague
“E tu brute, you fuck?” Julias Caesar
“ITS REALLY FUCKING COLD HERE!!” Napoleon upon invading russia
“ITS REALLY FUCKING COLD HERE!!” Hitler Upon invading russia
“want some fuckin’ turkey?” Indians at first Thanksgiving
“No fucking way” Pilgrims at first thanksgiving
“How about that fucking turkey?” Pilgrims during first winter
sings shut your fucking face, unclefucker…
Hey guys, come check out this big fuckin horse - unkown Troy soldier
How the fuck did they get that memo? - Enron executive
I thought we shredding those fucking memos - Arthur Anderson Excec.
Un-Fucking-Believable - OJ Simpson while looking at the glove.
“Just drink the fucking Koolaid already!” - Jim Jones
“The fucking shredder broke.” - Oliver North at a Congressional hearing
“What the fuck is that whistling sound?” - Anonymous resident of Nagasaki, 11:01am, August 9, 1945
“So where the fuck are the dragons and unicorns?” - Noah, looking at his watch in the pouring rain
And one last one:
“What the fuck would the military want with my theory?” - Albert Fucking Einstein